Beyonce & Jay-Z’s Baby Daughter Being Delivered @ NYC’s St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital

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At least that’s the latest rumor. The entire pregnancy is shrouded in such secrecy that the couple could be having it inside their NYC mansion for all we know. News of the birth should be leaking any minute now, so let’s hope for a happy healthy baby & mommy.

As some of you bastards might know, Beyonce & Jay-Z have been dropping a ton of cash to welcome home their baby angel. First off, Beyonce ditched the boring-old Maybach for a pimped-out mom van that costs upwards of $1 million & comes complete with a $150K audio system, a plus bathroom & full shower. See a photo of it here.

If that wasn’t enough Us Weekly recently reported that Momma B purchased a luxurious 2,200 square foot crib for her baby daughter! Other rumors include a closet full of baby Italian handbags, baby stilettos and God knows what else. Should be very interesting to get more details about how much better this kid’s life will be compared to every other person on the planet. OW!


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The Devil
The Devil

Did I say she was?

I said she spits out "feminist platitudes". Thaer's a difference.

Now, look up platitudes in the dictionary and get back to me.

Whether it's real feminism or not, is whatever.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Riiight. u_u

I fail to see how one atom of Beyonce is feminist in any way, shape, size or form. I don't think she's contributed anything to the cause...but...what do I know?

The Devil
The Devil

I've been past hoodrats, mang.

I'm fucking bitches that you'd go to school or work with nowadays, mang.

Decent bitches.

They just love to cheat on their corny ass boyfriends with real street cats, then go home and tongue kiss you motherfuckers.

The Devil
The Devil

Because she aint talking about being ghetto and eating ketchup sandwiches for dinner.

She's talking about being in relationships, cheating boyfriends, and expecting dudes to respect her.

That's shit that's universal.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

So how can someone who's been pampered all their life sing about self empowerment?

That's my problem.

Riddle me that, smart guy.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Actually I take this back, the more hoodrats you fuck won't raise the quality of the girl.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

You always bring up my penis like you've seen it. Is this your way of asking me for a picture of my dick?

You'd have to fuck 2000 of your hoodrats to equal one of mine "playa".

The Devil
The Devil

Yeah rape.

I'm sure I'd just have to tear her away from your micro wang, playa

The Devil
The Devil

So what her parents helped her?

And . . .?

It's not like her parents were Fucking Jacksons or Beatles or something.

Her father was an executive at Xerox and her mama owned a hair shop. How does that equal fucking multi-million dollar pop star icon?

It doesn't.

There's plenty of kids running around the suburbs with rich parents trying to sing or rap and guess what? Their dreams die in their basement.

I mean you act like her family were music industry people.

And you aint got shit compared to B. She's worth hundreds of millions on her own and her husband got almost a billion on his own.

So, what's your problem?

You just hatin', that's all.

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Yes, I am...and I can see & appreciate the irony...which is what separates me as a FEMINIST from the FEMINAZIS...which is what you think a feminist is.

Beyonce wouldn't have shit without Mama Tina & Daddy's money backing her up and you know this. She didn't achieve a damn thing on her own. Everything she's done...her mom's fingers have been in the proverbial pie. Look it up, man. Look. it. up.

And yeah, I ain't got shit. A loving & devoted partner, a kick-ass daughter, an awesome career where I get paid six figures to sit around and listen to music and write about it. Yeah. An angry feminist like me doesn't have shit but bitterness.

Quit reflecting your own anger at the world onto to me. kthx.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Tell that to my girl, which you would probably have to rape to even get close to.

The Devil
The Devil

At least you wouldn't be the virgin that you are.

The Devil
The Devil

Yes, you're preaching to me about objectifying women while posting on MoeJackson.com, where the sole objective of the site is to objectify women.

You're a real Gloria Steinem, heifer.

And telling women to stop giving it up to every motherfucker in a nice car and get their men to "put a ring on it" before they spit out their dumb ass kids is what's making women feel bad about themselves?

I had no idea.

Please, Beyonce got a man worth almost a billion, one baby daddy, and an empire on her own.

All you angry feminists aint got shit but bitterness

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Before you even start, pick up some actual feminist lit. and then we'll talk, savvy?

And scumbag fucking hoodrat fucktards like you are why young women feel like shit about themselves. Good job, man. Good job. *claps*

Talk to me when get educated on what feminism REALLY is. Until then, go back to objectifying women & seeing them as nothing more than objects.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Typical bottlegged reply.

If I had your standards I would have slept with over 1000 females and probably would have contracted some hoodrat std.

No thanks.

The Devil
The Devil

EBT?

Never that

But I do feed the needy.

I got enough dick to feed yo mama, sister, and girl.

You pencil dick motherfuckers can't satisfy no real bitch with ass and titties, that's why you hate.

The Devil
The Devil

Go head. . . rant.

I don't give a fuck.

And eery other Beyonce song is about "women loving themselves" and walking away from abusers and cheaters, and all that other Oprah shit, so please spare me.

If there's one thing Beyonce can't be accused of is not telling women to "empwoer themselves" or have you not heard "Independent Women" and "Irreplaceable" and all her other "girl power" records.

The woman is a feminist platitude factory.

And why would women keep their legs closed to their husbands and boyfriends?

What's wrong with sex?

Nothing.

These heifers(yeah, I said it) are gonna give it up regardless, I'd rather them be married and spittin' out kids, than be riding around these parks watching single mothers with their kids.

Leni
Leni

Fucking scary! My daughter looks exacly like her father (thank God), if Beyonce's daughter looks like her dad... oh god.......

NO FAT CHICKS
NO FAT CHICKS

It looks like she has a dick in these photos . .wtf?

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

Now...wait a minute. Isn't he entirely self made & she's the product of a prefab girl group that was constructed by mother? Isn't she more or less the protege of an over-zealous stage mother?

No, I'd rather she tell young women to go to school & love themselves...rather than rely on a man to give them what they want...i.e...."put a ring on it". And I'd rather she tell them to keep their goddamn legs closed. How about she preach a little feminine empowerment? REAL feminine empowerment, not whatever bullshit Tina fed her. How about she preaches abstinence? Hmmm? How about that?

And please...keep calling women "heifers". Keep it up. That's misogynstic thinking is what erodes the self-esteem of young women. So...please...keep it up. I've got a nice...fucking...rant...all planned out.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Shut yo EBT Ballin ass up biatch.

The Devil
The Devil

Um, she's a lot more famous and better lookin' than he is.

He's the winner here, not her.

And why wouldn't she tell girls to put a ring on it?

Would you prefer her to tell young girls to keep having kids out of wedlock and keep sucking up my tax dollars?

Please, I wish more of these young heifers would get married and stop raising these fuckin' dumbass kids runnin' around here actin' a ass cuz they daddy don't live with em.

The Devil
The Devil

Yeah, okay bruh.

I don't know if you knew this or not, but we Black dudes tend to like "Bootylicious" broads, not them heroin chic bitches you be talkin' bout.

Boz
Boz

Why there are lots of rumor that Beyonce is carrying Illuminati child?

Cutiie Patootiie
Cutiie Patootiie

Awh n_n And yeah hopefully the baby looks like Beyonce. Jay-z face makes me want to cry. He's so lucky he has someone like Beyonce. She's way too pretty for him

Bowser
Bowser

I dislike all of her songs

Caitie Harmful
Caitie Harmful

^this^

He's a successful dude with a shitton of cash. Why the hell did he get together with someone who encourages young girls to "put a ring on it or GTFO"?

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

But he's rich & a dope artist. He could have gotten someone 10x hotter.

Leni
Leni

With his face he should be lucky he found wife.

Hopefully the little girls took after her mother, cause no money in the word will make her pretty if she resembles her dad.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Poor Jay Z, he thought he married a hottie but she's a heffer in disguise.

skilligan
skilligan

i don't believe she is in labor yet, think its just a rumor

McPerv
McPerv

Some people hit the lottery when they are a zygote. Damn them!