Monthly Archives: January 2012

LINKS: Miranda Kerr & Megan Gale @ 2012 AACTA Awards in Sydney

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
These were snapped earlier today at the 2012 AACTA Awards held at the Sydney Opera House.

– Lucy Pinder In All Her Busty Goodness [HollywoodTuna]
– Snoop Dogg Endorses Ron Paul [The Superficial]
– Scarjo’s romantic stroll [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Daniel Radcliffe thinks your hairless mons is “f’ing creepy” [Celebitchy]
– Kristen Stewart In Skin-Tight Hipster Jeans Just Made My Day [Popoholic]
– Aliens: Colonial Marines Cinematic Trailer [Heavy]
– Katherine Heigl Is Still A Pretentious, Confused Bitch [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]

– Kristen Bell Loves Sloths, Breaks Down Over Sloth Birthday Gift [VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
– Vanity Fair’s Annual White Girl Issue Featuring Two Non-White Girl [Dlisted]
– Let’s Take A Stodden Break! [Evil Beet]
– The 10 Wildest Miley Cyrus Moments [Complex]
– Carey Mulligan & Tobey Maguire Promote ‘The Great Gatsby’ In Australia [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Heidi Klum is still wearing her wedding ring [Celebslam]

– Only The Juiciest Stuff! [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– The 21 Most Lesbianish Cities in America [Jezebel]
– Finally, the First Great Movie of the Year [Pajiba]
– Crazy News For Crazy people [Celeb Jihad]

– Miley Cyrus Cracked Her Tail Bone [The Blemish]
– Away from Blake in her time of need? [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Ali Fedotowsky Bikini Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
– Bar Refaeli Does Italian TV and Other News [The Superficial]
– Ashley Tisdale Looking Like A Hot Leggy Lifeguard [Popoholic]

– Even More Ashley Greene Men’s Fitness Outtakes [Yeeeah!]
– Mena Suvari’s Hot Little Spandex Booty [The Grumpiest]
– Wet Dream [Flabber]
– The Whole Family’s Going To Therapy [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

London: Reese Witherspoon & Chris Pine @ “This Means War” UK Premiere

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

This Means War” is a new comedy hitting theaters on Valentine’s Day starring Reese Witherspoon, Chris Pine, Tom Hardy and Chelsea Handler. Here’s some plot action from the film’s Wiki: “Two CIA agents and best friends (Chris Pine and Tom Hardy) discover that they are dating the same woman (Reese Witherspoon), which ultimately affects both their professional and personal lives.”

NYC: Jennifer Lopez Took Her Man-Puppy Casper Smart To “Letterman”

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While it’s very easy be ashamed for a dude like Casper Smart, who’s obviously playing the role of Jennifer Lopez’s hired (he gets an “allowance”) sex-toy/companion/tool to piss off Mark Anthony, I think envy & jealousy are also acceptable. Let’s face it, the dude doesn’t have a shitty job working inside a cube or a windowless office, but rather his full-time job is to pleasure an obscenely rich entertainment mogul. Definitely not a bad gig, especially when the only thing you have to give up is your pride (only when in her presence, of course).

Anyway, these two were seen walking in for a painful taping of “The Late Show With David Letterman” in NYC yesterday afternoon so Ms. J-Lo could promote her personal cash-cow, also known as season 11 of “American Idol.” You can watch a snippet of the interview below:

Inside the Tube: “Family Guy” Edition – “Livin’ On A Prayer” – (Season 10, Episode 12)

If you’ve ever actually sat through an entire episode of Family Guy you may have noticed that the show is basically written and performed by a bunch of sacrilegious and/or fallen Catholics and Jews. Mostly Jews. A lotta Jews. I think there was a line once in an episode of Will & Grace where Karen and Jack referenced a list of sitcom writers whose names they found typed out on a piece of paper: “Just look at those names, Jackie,” Karen says. “It’s like Schindler’s List.”

Which is sort of the same spirit in which this week’s episode of Family Guy was conceived: religion for comedy’s sake and comedy for a well-disguised punching mat against which to fling all things religious and superstitious. The show openly celebrates it hatred of religious figures like Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and George W. Bush; it also makes no bones about the fact that any mainstream organized religion is no more logical than an episode of Family Guy. Only a lot less funny. Usually.

But it took religion for the show to really and finally shine this season: after a dozen so-so episodes (including a couple that were downright godawful) the show got its groove back by reverting to its old formula for success: Peter, Lois, and Stewie starring in an episode satirizing a segment of American culture that takes itself far more seriously than it probably should. In this case, that segment was the idea of religious parents who eschew medical treatments in deference to spiritual healing, even in cases where their child is dying from cancer.

Stewie, you see, has a new little bud . . . who is dying from cancer. I’m not entirely sure what was stranger: the little boy having a secret cancer or the fact that Stewie managed to befriend another infant without any inkling to annihilate him with a weapon of his choice.

When the little boy faints during his play date with Stewie, Lois takes him to the hospital where she discovers that he has cancer. She tells his parents, who already know and who neglected to tell Lois, not out of shame, but out of the fact that they prefer he not receive any medical treatment for his condition.

Lois, being the good but kinky mom that she is, kidnaps the boy with Peter’s help and tries to save the boy’s life. It all ends very, well . . . you decide. I’m still not entirely sure what the writers were trying to do in the end but I guess it was some sort of compromise to appease their own sensibilities, Fox, and advertisers who don’t know what demographic Family Guy appeals to.

All I know is that I laughed all the way through, though never quite as hard as reading that Jenna Elfman was going to play the Old Prospector. Brava!

Miranda Kerr arriving at the Sydney Opera House

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Miranda Kerr is in Sydney where she recently did a photoshoot in Sydney Harbour. Stateside, her guest appearance on Project Runway: All-Stars recently aired where Miranda and Diane Von Furstenburg were guest judges for the contestants’ challenge, to make a piece for Miranda inspired by the colors and flavors of gelato. For those who follow the show, Michael C won with a grapefruit gown which Miranda will wear at some big event in the future.

Taylor Swift Uses Public Restroom at Ventura County Flea Market!

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With millions in the bank, Taylor Swift decided to do some bargain shopping over the weekend at the Ventura County Flea Market. And…when duty calls, duty calls, as evident by Taylor’s willingness to use a public restroom; celebrities, they’re just like us! Anyways, as we lead up to the 2012 Grammys, you’ll see Taylor Swift along with LL Cool J in tv spots leading up the event on February 12th, airing on CBS. Taylor is nominated for a bunch of awards in the country category, our guess is that she takes home a bunch if not all of the categories in which she’s nominated. Check out all the spots.

L.A.: 2012 Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards

Photo Credit: WENN

Lost up in the mix of the 2012 SAG Awards, the inaugural 2012 Australian Academy of Cinema and Television Arts Awards (replacing the Australian Film Institute Awards) took place this past weekend at Soho House in L.A. Amongst the honorees were Meryl Streep for her performance in The Iron Lady but it was The Artist that cleaned house as it took home the awards for Best Film, Best Director (Michel Hazanaicius), and Best Actor (Jean Dujardin).

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Beverly Hills: Grand opening of Pomellato Rodeo Dr. Boutique

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Hosted by Tilda Swinton, the grand opening of Pomellato Rodeo Drive Boutique benefiting MOCA took place night in Beverly Hills. And since Bai Ling is involved in the post, we thought to give a plug to her new role as AMBASSADOR TO HELP WOMEN FROM SEXUAL ABUSE. And now, words from the wise:

Many women come to me with wondered eyes, they ask me: ” Bai Ling, How can you be so brave with no fear to open your heart so naked and revealed the dark shadow of your past to the world in public in the light…? ” I don’t really know how to answer that, but the only thing that I know is that you can only walk father by accepting your past with a happy smile… Maybe the reason by sharing my experience is just to inspire you!!! [Read More]

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Anybody Care? Benji Madden Still Getting A Piece of Eliza Doolittle

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Good Charlotte band member & notable entertainment industry man-whore Benji Madden was seen walking with rumored girlfriend Eliza Doolittle in the Primrose Hill area of London. Eliza looked very fashionable w/ her usual matchy-matchy getup.

I get it—the guy is rich & has a great network in the music business across the pond, but Benji’s manwhoring resume still lists people like Paris Hilton & Sophie Monk. Why would anybody want such a well-traveled (possibly ailing) penis between their legs? I guess that’s the price of fame & fortune.
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