Paris Hilton Brings The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: WENN
Paris Hilton photographed for no special reason; yes, we hit the dollar bin for this one.

- 25 Awesome Chocolate Sculptures [Holytaco]
– Harry Potter Says ’70s Bush or GTFO’ [The Superficial]
– Whore Gonna Do What It Do [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– Joan Rivers Getting Blazed [Dlisted]
– Gossip Girl’s 100th Episode and Royal Wedding [Go Fug Yourself]
– The 20 Hottest Photos of Jennifer Lopez [Heavy]

- Golshifteh Farahani Banned From Iran for Nude Photos [GCeleb]
– Channing Tatum pranked Rachel McAdams with a prosthetic “pee pee” on set [Celebitchy]
– Taylor Swift loses Eponine in Les Miserables to Samantha Barks [Lainey Gossip]
– Candice Swanepoel’s Furry Ankles of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Blondes Are Awesome [Caveman Circus]

- Scarlett Johansson Is Dating Ad Executive Nate Naylor [Socialite Life]
– Amanda Seyfried Does Glamour [Skinny VS Curvy]
– Marzia Prince Deserves a King [Uncoached]
– The Return of the Alabama Fax Cam Girl [COED Magazine]
– Josie Maran: Model Business Woman [Gunaxin]

- 20 Awesomely Horrible Pictures of Carrot Top [CityRag]
– The Hottest Girls on Facebook [Regretful Morning]
– Natalia Velez 4 Besame Lingerie [TC Magazine]
– Leslie Carter Dead at 25 [Celebrity Smack]
– XO Eve makes me a fan of girls with tattoos [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]

- Marriage According To Kids [Ned Hardy]
– 66 Sexy Redheads of the World [EgoTV]
– Constantine Maroulis Returning to Broadway in ‘Jekyll & Hyde’ [Bumpshack]
– Jessica Clarke is a Victoria’s Secret model you might not know [Guyism]
– Converse ‘Year of the Dragon Sneaker’ Collection [Mankind Unplugged]

- Flipping The Bird Supercut [Heavy]
– SKI BEATZ FEAT. CURREN$Y – FLY BY [MoeFresh]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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17 comments
annak
annak

haha, does she actually think people give a shit about her anymore? i guess its time for another lazy mediocre porntape.

face84
face84

Good thing she wears oversized sunglasses i cant stand the look of her blue contacts and her lazy eye glare.

spangly
spangly

yes I agree Glim. I feel that there are about 20 or so celebrities that are always the leads. Is it a payment thing?

Glimmer
Glimmer

say what you want about Paris, she has a dope body.

if a female were to say this about whatever male they liked that's viewed as talentless and/or unlikeable.but that they felt was 'hot'.

the guys would be the main ones ultra discrediting their views/and whomever they liked. and hitting the joke machine with 500% force.man, would they laugh...

next time you make fun of taylor lautner or whomever i get to point to this post and it's all fair and square.50/50.

the standards got to be the same for all... ;)

Glimmer
Glimmer

pretty much anyone besides paris should be the lead. and some newer/lesser known names/leads is always cool around here...

Glimmer
Glimmer

no,if this was a 'hot' random female she'd get trashed to hell. look what happened to the blotd's. or maybe those females weren't in enough ultra photoshopped pics to get praise around here...

so no, i'm gonna say if this was a 'random' female the basatrdly crew would deciding which of their pitchforks to tune up/use...

spangly
spangly

- Natalia Velez 4 Besame Lingerie [TC Magazine]

Talk about burying your lead! This girl should be the main feature...not that Paris Hilton rich bitch. Natalia is perfection!

Tapper
Tapper

Absolutely. We would be falling down all over ourselves praising her if she appeared on this site as some random hot chick.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

muffin tops have never been my thing

Super Secret
Super Secret

Thats because you like those skinny bitches.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

say what you want about Paris, she has a dope body.