2012’s 3rd Hottest Red Carpet: Club SI Swimsuit @ Pure Nightclub

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Michelle Vawer, Ariel Meredith, Irina Shayk, Anne V, & Izabel Goulart

And for those of you interested, here’s 2012 Hottest Red Carpet & 2012’s 2nd Hottest Red Carpet.

As for these photos, they’re coming from last night’s big Club SI Swimsuit party at Pure Nightclub inside Caesars Palace in Vegas. Of course all the girls were in attendance & for that reason, if there’s a time of year to hit Vegas, it’s definitely around mid-February following the S.I. Swimsuit Edition release!

[Time to enter your wildest fantasy & discuss hypothetical scenarios.]

Think of walking into a club and being surrounded by S.I. Swimsuit models or going to the bar & being fondled by drunk, scantily-clad bikini models who want to tear you apart or if, assuming you’re extremely lucky & blessed, you end up trapped inside a hotel suite full of extremely horny, slightly drunk bikini models wanting to experience sex with average-looking dude—-highly improbable, but in the theoretically, still probable. Sure the probability of your night ending with tantric S.I. Swimsuit Model sex is low (real, real low), but it’s certainly higher hooking up with at least one bikini model in a club with 15 bikini models than it is in a club full of average looking chicks (assuming that made any sense).

So, on that note, who’s looking forward to the Oscars?
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Nina Agdal, Kirby Griffin, Kate Upton, Genevieve Morton & Jessica Perez.
Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; Pictured: Alyssa Miller, Julie Henderson, Adaora, Natalie Coughlin & Jessica Gomes.