Tragedy Strikes in Madrid! Cristiano Ronaldo Gets His Lambo Towed!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

These are pretty dated photos (on Planet Internet), but still worthy of getting love from our Celebrity Cars category. These were snapped late last month (February 26) as Real Madrid soccer star & overall metrosexual pimpdaddy, Cristiano Ronaldo, was seen getting his Lamborghini towed from somewhere in downtown Madrid. Don’t be too sad for Ronaldo b/c as most of you bastards know, his other ride is former Sports Illustrated cover girl, Irina Shayk. That sonofabitchpieceofshitmotherfuckingasshole!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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16 comments
dinodan
dinodan

i like his other ride better.

Nookies
Nookies

HEY! It's not the size that counts :(

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Yea, like any of just Anyone would be interested to hear that, dummy. Why'd you include that?? Desperate Attention Whore.

Moe
Moe

Taking Irina's natural Ruskie horniness into consideration, there's a 101% chance.

sweetndsour
sweetndsour

God he's good looking. I hooked up with an Italian that looked just like him but was 6'5" and had a small penis.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

The Aventador is too angular for my tastes. But there's something about the Murcielago that gives me a woody.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

He tries to compensate for his lack of penis with this immense auto vehicle, figures.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

What are the chances Irina has gave him head in that car?

DAMN YOU RONALDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angus
Angus

He is lucky, if it was a Ferrari it probably would have been on fire.

I am not kidding.

Boz
Boz

I hate him but I also like him?

Nookies
Nookies

I would say "haha bad karma for getting you stick it in Irina" but we all know hes gay so haha anyways.