Sylvie van der Vaart Helps Take Some Attention Off Michael Fassbender’s Privates

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With all these news reports of Charlize Theron praising Michael Fassbender’s penis & stating she’d love to work with it if the opportunity arises (basically a public “please fuck me” offer), I’m sure some of you guys could use a healthy distraction.

These photos of the leggy Sylvie van der Vaart were snapped over the weekend at the Gala Spa Awards held in Baden-Baden, Germany over the weekend. Karolina Kurkova also attended the event (photos here). Sylvie was definitely a standout.

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5 comments
kopa_shamsu
kopa_shamsu

It should be the BASTARDLY OWWW!!!! MY GOD CAM

Tapper
Tapper

Something seems a bit off with her face, but she's top notch when looking at her from head to toe.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

Ever since I saw their Oscar Roundtable, I knew Charlize wanted the Fassdong. Ironically, despite her being African, she's not quite dark enough for Michael's taste.

skilligan
skilligan

pretty and nice legs, she gets the seal or approval

dinodan
dinodan

Why do I think of Vanna White when looking at these pics?