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Not that anybody actually gives a shit, but for the second year in a row, Selena Gomez won big at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday (March 31) at the expense of Victoria Justice. We have a feeling Justin Bieber has something to do w/ the awards, but that’s pure speculation. The only way to properly test the theory is to have Justin dump Selena & start dating Victoria, only to see what happens at the award show next year. I’m gonna stop talking about all this kiddy love b/c it’s making me feel a little creepy & weird inside.
Anyway, long-story-short, Selena scored two coveted blimps for favorite TV actress & female singer. It wasn’t all bad for Victoria b/c her own series “Victorious” won best TV show—again, not that any of you actually give a shit.