Rumor: Kim Kardashian Hired as a “Promo Girlfriend” By Kanye To Help Pimp His New Album

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The theory definitely makes sense.

As always, Kim is desperate for attention & Kanye, well, he just wants to bang Kim while at the same time promoting his new beats. Not that he needs any help in the marketing department, he does have a penchant for porn stars & chicks with big booties, so why not get a piece for a couple weeks? More power to him!

Kanye’s latest album will be a compilation with acts who are currently signed to his label G.O.O.D. Music (Getting Out Our Dreams). The label, which was founded by Kanye back in ’04, includes a deeply talented roster including John Legend, Mos Def, Kid Cudi, Pusha T, Big Sean, and others. Set to drop sometime this spring, the compilation album’s first single, “Mercy”, will release tomorrow, “GOOD” Friday (April 6). The song features rapper 2 Chainz. I’ve been dying for new Kanye, so let’s hope he kills it (again).

And, here’s Kim getting picked up from her NYC hotel in a car reportedly belonging to Kanye. That dude is one of Kanye’s lackies, who will one day probably get to bang Kim when the boss is busy fucking somebody else. Definitely not a bad gig.
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Earlier today: Kanye & Kim were spotted hitting FAO Schwarz for some sex toys following lunch in the city. As most of you guys know, Kim was photographed leaving Kanye’s apartment building this morning wearing the same clothes as the night before. How much is Kim getting paid for all this bullshit anyway?
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