One Direction Walks the Red Carpet in Melbourne: Cue Tween Female Hyperventilation!

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Teen music sensations known as the collective that is One Direction made a special appearance last night in Melbourne where they walked the red carpet at Logles. As can be expected wherever a quintet of cute teen boys who sing and dance appear, tween girls and their gay besties were all a flutter, grabbing their hair in clumps and crying into the open air. Hey, that’s what makes them beautiful!

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the kitten
the kitten

i guess theyre too young even for me now...they do look quite young. except that one wearing all black; hes superhot he could get it

Cat46
Cat46

I saw them on X factor but I had no idea they were a band now. I admit, I think Harry and Loius are very cute.

dims
dims

Don't even know who they are or care. Why are they here?

Agent666
Agent666

I'm not particularly bothered by boy bands. However, Disney and Nickleodeon girls are more my thing.

Agent666
Agent666

Little girls, old ladies, and Pashtun warlords are giddy with excitement.

JackTorrance
JackTorrance

Yeah, this is the first time I've heard of them. Anyway, not so sure about these boys...they're a little too pretty and seem to be lacking in the testosterone department.

LaLa
LaLa

Post some Logies red-carpet photos Moe :) Please!

KaPOW
KaPOW

Zayn is perfect looking. damn.

Cutiie Patootiie
Cutiie Patootiie

*shrug* 99% of todays music sucks. I'll stick to oldschool hard rok and metal, thanks.

Nookies
Nookies

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD DO NOT LET BOYBANDS MAKE A COMEBACK. NO PLEASE NO. KILL THEM WITH FIRE, RELEASE THE KRAKEN or grab your pitch forks.

JonYo
JonYo

So this is the current state of pre-fabricated boy bands in 2012? Suspenders? Bow-ties? If you set aside for a moment the extreeeeeeemly retarded haircuts on some of these kids, this looks like a revival of World War I era a capella groups. Barbershop harmonies coupled with sexy-but-non-threatening dance moves for pre-teen girls wearing straw boater hats. Wow, talk about making what was old new again, I guess retro 80s and 90s has been exhausted, and the 50s greaser and 60s hippy thing is lonnnnng since used up, so the new thing is to reach waaaaay back. Next up: A boy band concept album set in 1922 based on the Great Gatsby. Modern pop music is utterly ridiculous.

Boz
Boz

Liam is cute, I like him even before he was in this boyband, Zayn is good looking, but he looks cocky. I don't care about the rest. Their music sucks though...