Curb Watch: Newly Engaged Angelina Jolie & To-Be Engaged Rosie Huntington Went Up Curbs!

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Angie in L.A. as she arrived at the Roosevelt Hotel & Rosie as she cat-walked around NYC.

We should point out that Angelina Jolie opted to lead with her left foot, while Rosie Huntington-Whitely went with the right. Leave it to us to report the news your really wanna read about! It’s fairly obvious who’s sexier, but let’s not forget that Angie is 12 years senior to Rosie (she’ll 25 on Wednesday).

Rumor has it that Brad Pitt dropped more than a million on Angie’s engagement ring, so it’s possible that Rosie’s longtime boyfriend Jason Statham will aim higher when he pulls the trigger. The action star was seen leaving a Cartier boutique earlier today in NYC. Was this a publicity stunt to promote his new flick or is “The Expendables” star really sampling the market for engagement rings? Our suggestion is very simple: The dude is a highly-paid action star who has successfully avoided the marriage gauntlet for 44-freaking-years, so why ruin the streak so early in the game? We recommend going through a couple more Rosies in hopes to find the right Rosie & then by that time he’ll be 65-70 at which point he should consider kids. He’s rich & supposedly healthy, so he should live to see at least one kid graduate high school. Having said that, one question remains: Are a lifetime of Rosie-quality women worth sacrificing watching your kids grow up? When you reference the soon-to-be NY Times Bestseller Bastardly Sugar Daddy Handbook, the answer is a glaring HELL-FUCKING-YES!!

We briefly plugged Jason Statham’s new action movie “Safe,” so we might as well go all the way w/ the trailer:

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10 comments
jimbo
jimbo

WOW what has happened to that girl that sizzled in tomb raider, why would u let yourself get like that?

Kristin
Kristin

Jolie looks like a scarecrow.

Boz
Boz

I kinda miss the old badass Angelina Jolie.

Super Secret
Super Secret

She is not ageing well, hate to say it but I thinks she's gonna look pretty bad when she's 40.

Meander
Meander

It looks like Brad is marrying Angie because it will look bad for him if he doesn't before she drops dead of anorexia.

Which looks to be in about a week, judging from the pic, so not a huge sacrifice on his part.

dinodan
dinodan

Why does Angie always wear nude color shoes?

Rosie=sexy