MIAMI: Justin Bieber is a Walking Product Placement (ft. MCM, Adidas, & Jordans)

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I meant to put these up over the weekend, but had to deal with life issues. Apologies.

Everyone’s favorite boy-toy was seen treating a lucky fan to a photo-op following his arrival into Miami last week. If you’re wondering whether J.Beebs invites any of these chicks (not this one) back to his hotel room for a more intimate meet-n-greet, you bet your ass he does! The way I see it is that regardless of whether he’s straight/gay/bi/straight-up-freaky, the dude still has the sexual hormones of a horny 18-year-old, so why the hell wouldn’t he use his God-given “All Access Ass Pass” while he’s on the road (i.e. away from girlfriend Selena Gomez). He can put on the “I’m a harmless angel” front all he wants, but trust me, we know what’s up.

And finally, for those of you bastards looking to cop that cognac-colored MCM STARK backpack, hit up eBay. There’s one more available at $649 (what do these retail for anyway?). Sure, it’s a shit load of money to put down for a backpack, but I’m pretty sure the sizable investment will undoubtedly result in at least 2-3 booty calls at the minimum.
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9 comments
dinodan
dinodan

i think i saw the same bag in the Mexican flea market down the road for m my work.

Moe
Moe

He's white, so I doubt he'll suffer through MJ's fate...

then again, MJ was white when he died, right?

nybiggs
nybiggs

that girl makes bieber look tall... he should hire her to follow him around

Noah
Noah

one day, the kid is going to look back at these pics, and think, "man i was a doofus." either that or he'll turn into mj#2.

Mundo
Mundo

although that backpack may be expensive, it sure looks cheap to me...

Mundo
Mundo

fits him perfectly...

HarryHooray
HarryHooray

I hate how this tool dresses. Just goes to show all the money in the world can't buy you a sense of style.