Wow. Sarah Burge Won’t Be Winning Mom of the Year Anytime Soon

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Long story short, British mother Sarah Burge is apparently spending upwards of $30,000 to bring her eight-year-old beauty pageant star daughter, Poppy, to the U.S. in hopes to give shows like “Toddlers & Tiaras” a run for their money. The mother-daughter duo, who currently reside in St. Neots, Cambridgeshire, England, want to attack the American pre-teen beauty pageant scene.

If the photos didn’t gross you out, then you’ll be interested in knowing that Poppy even gets liposuction & plastic surgery vouchers as gifts from her crazy mom so that she can use them for treatments when she’s older. All in all, the mother has splashed out thousands on clothes, hair and makeup and Poppy will even wear a special tooth cover to hide her two missing front teeth.

For those of you sick bastards who closely follow the pre-teen beauty pageant scene, lookout for Poppy to hit a series of under-twelve events in Atlanta later this month.

As sad as all this might sound, what will reality TV producers think of next?

  • shiniestObjectus

    Poor kid is psychologically done for. Child appears to have sleepy garfield xanax or valium gaze.

  • Boz

    This is wrong in so many level

  • Nookies

    and people call me an asshole for wanting to ban people from breeding. Fun times.

  • Cat46

    What the hell?!

  • DarrylMusashi

    Take her kid(s) away from her.

    That said, nice set of bolt-ons. 🙂

  • karmathebitch

    hmm she needs more botox

  • The Devil

    Damn, these mamas is groomin’ hoes early, aint they?

    They might as well just give her a stripper pole for her 14th birthday and boob implants for her 18th.

    Something tells me she will probably need them.

  • audreym

    cute kid though

  • jennyla

    nice milf boobs.. theyre probably fake tough.. sadly would be hot if they were not. oh.. and fugly face! on her and her daughter. no offense little one

  • hermione

    There can be only one response to the above photos, and that response is this: WHAT THE FUCK???

  • Philr Crackin

    I feel Dirty