Jake Hoffman Having Success With Daddy-Funded Sugar Daddy Lifestyle!

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For the record, you’d think there’s a big difference between daddy-funded sugar daddies & being a sugar daddy outright, but I’m happy to report that the former, if anything, is a little easier since it requires much less work, if any at all. You’ll simply need to learn how to properly balance your schedule in order to pleasure as many ladies as possible in the shortest amount of time (low-wage personal assistants can accomplish this without much trouble).

Let’s move our attention to actor Dustin Hoffman’s 31-year-old son Jake Hoffman, who was most recently spotted workin’ the sugar daddy mojo on an mystery hottie as he hailed a cab for her in NYC (we’re assuming this is following multiple tantric sex sessions over the weekend). While we understand he could do much better in the supermodel department (i.e. steal Candice Swanepoel away from her boyfriend), but why waste time & money on a potentially high-maintenance & ego-crazed actress or A-list supermodel when you can bag someone under the fame & fortune radar? Major props to Jake for playing his sugar daddy cards wisely.