Vegas: Krysten Ritter & Jessica Szohr Light Up Tao Beach 2012 Season Opening

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Pictured: Jessica Szohr & Krysten Ritter

Jessica Szohr & Krysten Ritter were on hand at the big Tao Beach 2012 season opening party at crazy-sized pool at the Venetian Hotel. If I didn’t try to avoid Vegas for the past 5-6 years (it always ends badly), these mega pools might actually be worth checking out. Although considering it’s Vegas, I’m pretty sure prostitutes are generously sprinkled among the juicier patrons at the pool and just when you think you worked your amazing game reeling in a hot chick, she turns out to be a prostitute. Don’t you hate when that happens? Then again, it could be worse: The prostitute could turn out to be a tranny–or freakier (not that there’s anything wrong with trannies).

Aside from bagging nice appearance fees & casino comps (drinks, luxurious suite, etc.), the two beauties also promoted their latest projects. Krysten Ritter is the star of the ABC comedy series “Don’t Trust the B—- in Apartment 23,” which premiered to a promising start last month. As for Jessica Szohr, her new film, a romantic-comedy-horror titled “Love Bite,” which already released in the UK, will go into wide-release in the US later in the summer (we think). The plot revolves around a new hottie in town who’s killing only virgins, so when people finally realize it, everyone’s dying to have sex. Sounds like a porno plot.

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veronica 2.0
veronica 2.0

krysten looks like an actress from the golden age of hollywood

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

I love her. Not only is she beautiful, she is funny, as well.

dinodan
dinodan

Jessica is dirty sexy

ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Good to see that Snohr, the boring wannabe, is letting her nipples come out to play. Just do the Playboy spread now while someone remembers you were the dog on Gossip Girl.

Kristin
Kristin

Jessica is looking very nipply. :)~. Something about her turns me on big time.

skilligan
skilligan

Krysten is uniquely pretty, hard nipples on a lady is never a bad thing