L.A.: Brooklyn Decker Disappoints @ “Battleship” Premiere

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While obviously hot, especially when you judge by the fact that she’s been on the cover of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I have a feeling that Brooklyn Decker has trouble embracing–or shall we say, showcasing, her hotness. When she should be wearing sexy dresses that highlight her juiciest assets, instead, she chooses to run w/ dresses more fit for Oscar-winning Hollywood actresses. There’s definitely a disconnect somewhere.

I know this might sound a little harsh, but did somebody forget to give her the memo that the only reason she’s relevant is because she’s hot & not because of her amazing acting abilities? All we’re saying is that the flick’s bread & butter customer base of sexually-frustrated dudes aren’t running into theaters to watch Brooklyn Decker put on an Oscar-caliber performance. At the end of the day, you can’t put yourself on the cover of the S.I. Swimsuit Issue & then expect all men to treat you like Meryl Streep. Come on now!

Here’s Brooklyn workin’ a press junket for the film:

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dinodan
dinodan

At least she is dressing somewhat like a model here.

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

she sucked the right dicks at the right time?

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

Just not pretty. It really tells you a lot about most American men that Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton, two blondes whose only redeeming quality is their tits, can get the SI Swimsuit cover.

iambastard
iambastard

Busted up face. Something about the eyebrows.

McPerv
McPerv

Kind of odd that I can get chicks 10 times hotter than a supermodel.

sevic86
sevic86

oh dear, what a mess

she is maybe 7 out of 10 (2 points for tits), how the hell is she a famous model

skilligan
skilligan

facially things are not good here