Shhhh! Britney Spears Resurfaces (Quietly)

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Here’s something that’s about as unexpected as Mitt Romney’s support of gay marriage: a fit and svelte looking Britney Spears, spotted out on the streets of New York where she had just left from dinner last night. Sporting a cute little plum colored dress and some fierce heels, she had the paparazzi wondering how she’d gone about restoring her appearance. Come to think of it, is K-Fed still sporting the Buddha Belly?

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28 comments
Leni
Leni

Like Dory said, she has always been thick/muscular. Always had meaty legs and thick neck. What I don't like about her is that she always looks smelly and dirty, in a bad way. Like she'd smell of onion rings.

Dory
Dory

I don't mind her chunky. She's always been a bit of a bigger girl, muscular type. I'd probably be a whale too if I were under the stress she was.

JPRichardson
JPRichardson

You try to correct a typo and you get a double post. Hmmm...

spangly
spangly

She looks better than Xtina for sure and that IS surprising.

sevic86
sevic86

meaty bod

face is not bad

Boz
Boz

I'm very happy to see her start to look pretty again.

jimbo
jimbo

I'd rather fuck brooke than britney, although i'd take both!

hula
hula

No need to apologize.

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

She looks like Brooke Hogan. Actually, more like Hulk Hogan.

johnconnor77
johnconnor77

Plus compared to Xtina, Britney is the hottest piece of ass in the world.

hula
hula

"Fit and svelte looking" if your ideal woman is Brooke Hogan

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Congrats to Britney. Now if Christina Aguilera could get back into the same sort of shape, I'd be really happy.

jimbo
jimbo

looking fab, yes i'd still like a portion of britney please!

eliza
eliza

Never liked her.

McPerv
McPerv

I'd still hit it, and I'd still go at it raw, I'll give her another baby to neglect.

Noah
Noah

Wow, am I really posting enough that some of you bastards notice?? I actually notice that every now and then skilligan and I carry the daytime shift!

Noah
Noah

Look there are definitely moms who gotten back in shape after a baby. Examples are JAlba, AAmbrosio, and GStefani. Then there are a few moms who are really struggling with the weight: BSpears, CAguilera, and new to the list, HDuff. I am going to be the first to concede that the body styles of the 3 in the first list appear to be leaner in general than the body styles of the 3 on the second list. NONETHELESS, the one thing that all of these women on both lists share in common is that THEY HAVE NO EXCUSE FOR BEING FAT. Each of these mamas has plenty of dough to hire the chefs, nutritionists, personal trainers, etc to make it happen. That's why I don't understand why they remain chunky. Finally BSpears appears to be catching on. Seeing her fit is definitely more unexpected than an unemployment rate lower than 8% under an Obama administration.

skilligan
skilligan

it's all relative but she looks pretty good now relative to expectations