Cannes Film Festival: Kate Upton Disappoints @ ‘On The Road’ Premiere

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What’s up, Kate?

For those with bad memory, Kate Upton also disappointed her slightly creepy/definitely obsessed fan base at the MET costume gala earlier this month. Just like stated in that post, Kate really needs to consult with last year’s S.I. Swimsuit cover girl, Irina Shayk. The last thing Kate wants to do so early in her career is to go down Brooklyn Decker’s depressing path where she forgets that she’s a bikini model & naively dons a burqa each time she goes in front of cameras on the red carpet. I’m sure the outfit isn’t that bad, but when you’re an S.I. Swimsuit cover girl, you gotta hit it out of the park each time you step in front of the cameras! With that in hand, she’ll definitely have to make it up to us by running around in one of her Beach Bunny-branded bikinis while she’s cruising at Eden Roc with some random billionaire sugar daddy. Chop-chop, Kate!

Anyway, these were snapped at the “On The Road” premiere held at the 65th Cannes Film Festival (Wed., May 23).

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JonYo
JonYo

Maybe with her giant boobs hidden away people will recognize that aside from that, this woman has a somewhat average appearance.

dillan
dillan

That's for certain but she should also pay attention to the cut of her dresses so they won't make her look fat/bloated/unsexy and accentuate her flaws. In this dress for instance, her hips look bad.

skilligan
skilligan

she doesn't know how to dress her body

Leni
Leni

Corsets are your friends, Kate. Wear them!

Cute face, but except for large chest her figure is plain bad.

Willy Wallace
Willy Wallace

Long dresses suit her better, because she has terrible legs.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

Strong this.

She's the next Anna Nicole.

dillan
dillan

She just doesn't know how to pick a dress that flatters her body.

Nookies
Nookies

They actually let this bimbo attend cannes? Damn, they are letting any average D list model walk the carpets these days. I'm sure she sucked a few cocks and flashed her tits to get an invite.

Teq
Teq

What gives...? I don't feel disappointed...

dinodan
dinodan

What are you talking about Moe she always disappoints.