VEGAS: Kooey Swimwear Fashion Show Featuring 2012 Miss USA Contestants

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Pictured: Miss USA 2011 Alyssa Campanella, Jade Kelsall Miss Nevada, Olivia Culpo Miss Rhode Island & Ashley Hooks Miss Illinois

Not that any of you actually give a shit, but the annual Miss USA competition is going down right now at the Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas. I think it’s more of an excuse to get a bunch of desperate/pretentious hot chicks under one roof & showcase them to millionaire sugar daddies looking for a couple nights of fun while they’re supposed to be on a business trip.

Last year’s winner, the beautiful Alyssa Campanella, was also on hand making this year’s contestants look more like overworked strippers (the ones you find off the highway in the middle of nowhere) than contestants at a beauty pageant. Honestly, I actually had a hard time finding the hot ones & ultimately resorted to choosing chicks at random. Then again, after staring at one too many pics of Irina Shayk & Candice Swanepoel maybe we’re all just spoiled? Who knows…
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Pictured: Natalie Pack Miss California, Audrey Bolte Miss Ohio, Erika Powell Miss South Carolina & Jessica Hibler Miss Tennessee

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  • The Devil

    I like that first girl. She bad

    And whutttt?

    She’s our Ms. Illinois?

    ALRIGHT!!!!

  • nybiggs

    This is one of the few times I would be happy with absolutely anybody pictured… they all hot…

    It shows in the poll too… everybody got votes and it’s all pretty close.

  • Willy Wallace

    I’m gonna go with Miss Nevada, because she has a nice smile and sexy legs. The runner up is Miss Tennessee.

  • hula

    They almost all have awesome legs, I like the swimwear too. Fail those shoes, they should’ve just made them wear some havaianas.

  • sevic86

    i like miss Nevada and Illinois

  • Leni

    my choices exactly

  • Noah

    page 3, page 9 are my top two… who are they?