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Maria Sharapova Is Grunting & Squealing Her Way Through The French Open

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I’m not a male chauvinist (I think), but let’s face it, women’s tennis really sucks ass. It’s almost painful to watch b/c the games are so damn lopsided or certain players don’t have the fundamentals down and you’re forced to watch somebody double fault three or four points in a row. If that wasn’t depressing enough, you gotta hear all that squealing & grunting that sounds more like you’re watching a porno than a professional tennis match.

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7 comments
McPerv
McPerv

Squealing = Cheating

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

The squealing & grunting actually turns me on, until I look at the faces of some of the female tennis players.

cali-17
cali-17

Strong and pretty. Great looking athlete.

Agent666
Agent666

Another pretty Slavic girl.

skilligan
skilligan

i like women's tennis a lot more then men's, longer rallies

Philr Crackin
Philr Crackin

OMG what I wouldn't do to lick the sweat off of her from Head to Toe