Seaside Heights, NJ: Deena Nicole & The Situation Show Off Their Beach Bodies

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

As painful as it was to grab these photos, there’s an obvious comedic factor to them that some of you bastards might enjoy. One person is totally out of shape while the other is juiced-up to the point where he looks like a body builder blowup doll.

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as the two stars of “Jersey Shore,” Deena Nicole Cortese and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino, hit the beach in Seaside Heights while filming their hit show.

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11 comments
dillan
dillan

His abs are tiny. And her legs are huge.

The Devil
The Devil

She's trying to be like J-Woww.

Cat46
Cat46

He has to have the worst abs ever.

dims
dims

Ew. He has a disgusting body. Don't like her body either.

My Cock Is Throbbing
My Cock Is Throbbing

The only way I'd "do sex" with Deena is if she raped me while I was black out drunk.

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

ugh, face is jacked and his body, if possible, is TOO defined. His stomach makes me gag.

dinodan
dinodan

Why do all the Jersey Shore chicks have horrible bodies?

Sundae
Sundae

His "abs" look kinda weird, don't they ?

Sundae
Sundae

His "abs" look kinda weird, don't they ?