Aged Butta: Jada Pinkett Smith Needs To Choose More Age-Appropriate Dresses To Promote “Madagascar 3″

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We get it, you’re ultra-fit & unbelievably desperate to have your time in the limelight after your world-famous hubby just dropped one of 2012′s biggest films, but did Jada Pinkett Smith forget that she did a voice-over in a children’s cartoon?!? Not that any little kids will ever see these photos, but it’s more than obvious that JPS is relishing every second of this film’s promotional efforts.

I know we’re gonna get a lot of hate for the brownbag, but when you’re in the business of calling it like is, you gotta dish out the hate very decisively, even if it means we’ll probably be taken out by one of Will Smith’s hired guns before the weekend is over. On that note, if you can’t access the site on Monday morning, you can assume it isn’t server load issues (for once).

Anyway, 40-year-old Jada Pinkett Smith has been in NYC doing a lot of promotional work for DreamWorks Animation’s latest feature “Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted,” which boasts voices from a long list of celebrities including Ben Stiller, Chris Rock, David Schwimmer, Jada Pinkett Smith, Frances McDormand, Sacha Baron Cohen, Cedric the Entertainer, Andy Richter, and others.

This goes without saying, but major props to Jada for keeping things thin & tight. For those of you who decide to remove the brown bag, can you tell whether she’s going under the knife? I wouldn’t be surprised considering A) she’s filthy, filthy rich & B) calls Beverly Hills home.

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The-Phantom-Writer
The-Phantom-Writer

Jada had a decent "homegirl" appeal when she was younger, but now her face looks so tight and looks like her grinning is just her daily routine of stretching it so it doesn't become tighter than the Phantom of the Opera's mask.

Overall though, for a streamlined chick, she looks good. Just probably the type that needs to rely a bit more on personality and smarts than looks.

sevic86
sevic86

i agree

Jada has never been pretty

skilligan
skilligan

its nuts that she is brown bagged and Fergie, j-woww, deena, & kirsten dunst don't

McPerv
McPerv

When did she ever look good? Even when she was young, she had a harsh, boney, manly face.

Nookies
Nookies

Fergie is two posts down and she isn't brown bagged.

I also don't mind dippin my fingers in the brown sugar jar every now and then. She would love my white pp.

joey
joey

Come on, man. You've got 7 posts of the Mandler, some of which are pretty recent. Sarah Jessica Parker doesn't get the brown bag as much as she should either. There are some others who definitely deserve the distinction.

Miley Cyrus has a terrible face. It just isn't sexy. That's why she's always wearing sunglasses to cover it up.

http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/chuckie-doll-totally-looks-like-miley-cyrus.jpg

http://style.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eminem-miley-cyrus-1.jpg

The Devil
The Devil

You're all high.

Jada Pinkett has always been one of the baddest bitches in Hollywood.

IF she's a brownbag. . . then I don't know what to say.

The Devil
The Devil

Are you seriously implying that Miley doesn't look like an inbred hick?

Or that she's anywhere near as pretty as Jada Pinkett?

Super Secret
Super Secret

You can tell she had some work done on her face maybe botox,her face look very stiff compared to how she used to look in the 90s.

dinodan
dinodan

What was that Moe, something about the site move.....? I couldn't read it all because I got a server error.

Moe
Moe

MILEY?! Really?

We don't ever post Chelsea. We'll have to use the bag when we cover various award shows & events, but probably after we make the move, which believe it or not, is moving along REAL SLOWLY....

dinodan
dinodan

yikes.....my first thought about the brown bag was, "Really?!? Jada may not be the best looking chick out there but definitely not brown bag worthy." Then I looked at the pics and man does her face look bad.

On a separate note, her body looks good with the brown bag on.

joey
joey

Aside from the botoxed grin, Jada Pinkett Smith looks pretty good for her age. She's got a fit body.

LOL @ the old white man on page 4. He definitely wants some chocolate.

You have the use the brown bag consistently. Otherwise, it's just weird. You can't put it on Smith but then not place it on more deserving candidates like Chelsea Handler, Miley Cyrus, the Olsen hags, the Jonas sisters, etc.

JPRichardson
JPRichardson

I personally don't mind if she likes to show off her body...