Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Kanye’s Baby?! Really? REALLY?!

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You gotta admit, it makes great fodder for the gossip pages, but we still think it’s just a totally f’d-up marketing campaign devised by Kim’s evil mom to wipe away all the negative publicity the family received following Kim’s fake marriage to Kris Humphries.

The theory is simple: Kim gives Kanye an all access pass to her big booty & in return he’ll put up with the family’s endless bullshit (i.e. E! cameras, fake headlines, her mom, etc). He’s not exactly a normal guy, so we’re assuming he’s so obsessed with having sex with Kim that he’ll do anything until, of course, he starts getting bored or gets his heart broken.

At the end of the day, even if Kanye is indeed “falling in love,” his inner circle of friends & people who actually give a shit about him won’t let him go down that perilous path. The family is operated by the Evil Queen herself, Kris Jenner, and to allow that woman to potentially get her slimy hands on Kanye’s empire would be absolutely tragic. No worries b/c I’m pretty sure Jay-Z has a kill team waiting on the sidelines just in case things get out of control.

I’ll be honest, maybe we’re overly protective of Kanye, but can such a smart dude actually be so stupid? Then again, love does make people do some pretty stupid shit, so who really knows, right? Regardless of what happens, one thing is for sure, at the end of the day when the Kardashian family smokescreen clears, Kanye should come out with some pretty awesome music that will once & for all bring down the Kardashian family empire. We can only pray.
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Nookies
Nookies

Well society is fickle and people are stupid. If no one watched her show, if no one purchased magazines she was in, if no one tuned into any show that had her as a guest she would die out very very quickly.

The public makes her rich and famous.

McPerv
McPerv

It's all about publicity. But you have to admit, she has little makeup on here, and her face is pretty.

KobeBryan
KobeBryan

looks like its twins.

but srs, look at it. Its disgusting.

dinodan
dinodan

I think she is pregnant and carrying the kid in her ass.

skilligan
skilligan

still hate her, still want to do her doggy 1 time