Kelly Brook Cakes On A Ton Of Makeup & Catwalks Around London

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I’d love to say she’s aging like fine wine, but Kelly Brook is definitely showing some wear & tear on the hotness front. She’s only 32, so I think it’s safe to say that as she approaches Bastardly Hotness Milestones of 35 & 40, the signs will become even more apparent.

For Kelly’s sake, let’s just hope she can exploit her fading beauty a little more effectively in the coming years b/c shacking up with rugby star Thom Evans isn’t exactly taking into consideration a long life of comfort & luxury. She needs to spend a couple extended vacations in the Mediterranean, hob-nobbing with the filthy rich not only in Southern France & Italy, but also in the super tiny city-state of Monaco.

As a matter of fact, that last tip goes for all women. If you’re really hot & wanna take the easy way out in life and don’t mind old, rich dudes who cruise around in fancy yachts & private jets, then roughing out a couple months in Monaco doing some Sugar Daddy Reconnaissance could payoff beautifully. Obviously, certain social sticklers might consider this a form of prostitution, but we feel, more often than not, they’re just jealous. OW!

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Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

Compare Moe's dialogue on Kelly with his worship of orbiting blimp Hillary Duff down the page.

Willy Wallace
Willy Wallace

Kelly has a terrible sense of style and never looks her best in casual clothing, but fading beauty? Are u fucking kidding me? Kelly has one of the sexiest bodies ever! The woman was born to wear nothing but bikinis and heels. Also, I remember when people made fun of her for not having an ass and now that she does, people make fun of her. A woman is suppose to have a full, round ass. Her face is as gorgeous as any other beautiful woman.

She's physical perfection.

Nookies
Nookies

Just imagine, when shes preggers.

dinodan
dinodan

That ass keeps getting wider and wider.

cali-17
cali-17

Let me be first with this one - dat ass.

Nookies
Nookies

I haven't harpooned a whale in a while.

Might as well have at it again.