Day 3,145: Doutzen Kroes Continues Enjoying Miami Beach With Her Family

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Doutzen with her husband Sunnery James & baby Phyllon

I have a feeling some of you bastards took our comparison of Doutzen’s overly chiseled body with Kelly Ripa’s freaky bod completely the wrong way. First off, just for comparison sake, here’s a look at a Kelly Ripa bikini photo (2009):
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Now obviously, Kelly & Doutzen are two very different planets with regards to bikini-flavored hotness, so all we were trying to imply was that Doutzen would look 10x hotter with a little meat around the edges. Even in these latest photos, her stomach area just looks too “wash-boardy” for my particular tastes. I know we’re being overly nit-picky, but hey, it’s all in the name of creating the perfect woman that embodies a healthy & hot figure. OW!
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Pictured: Doutzen with baby Phyllon

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7 comments
Tapper
Tapper

I like her a bit bigger, but I'd still attack that ass of hers.

dillan
dillan

Yes, Team Doutzen.

And that pic of Kelly Ripa is the horror.

Cat46
Cat46

I actually think her legs are her best feature!

skilligan
skilligan

she would be too skinny before she was too ripped

dinodan
dinodan

Not too ripped....i only wish she had better legs and she would be right up there with Candice.