Miley Cyrus Continues Making Trips To Starbucks In Her Hot Pants

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So yeah, as we reported earlier in the weekend, Miley’s personal stylist might just be somebody in the Bastardly/MoeJackson community (straight or gay, but definitely connoisseur of hotness). Why else would she be wearing short-shorts during every outing over the past couple weeks?

In other news, there are rumors floating around that Miley & her new fiance Liam Hemsworth are tying the knot as soon as this weekend. Liam Hemsworth shot down the rumors, but does anybody really care when this goes down?! I mean, we all know what’s gonna happen: Miley’s gonna get knocked up within a couple weeks (unless she’s already pregnant) and then they’ll file for divorce a couple years later due to all the media pressure. It’s sad that it has to be this way, but that’s the price of fame.
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Noah
Noah

While your inclination is to think that her stylist is from the MoeJackson/Bastardly (aka Horndog) community, I slightly disagree. A true Bastardly community member would send her out wearing only hot shorts and a bikini top. There would be no lime green t-shirt mess blocking the good stuff. Oh.. and eventually Miley would work her way out of the hot shorts, to just the bikini bottom. Yup that's the way it would happen if a real MoeJackson member were running things.

Cat46
Cat46

If I had those legs I would wear shorts everyday too.

dillan
dillan

Ugly chola with a great body.

Agent666
Agent666

Not only are her legs incredible, but she is a very good singer.

jimbo
jimbo

I really was hoping my fantasies about this girl would go away, but no they just get stronger everyday, i want to do unspeakable sexual things with miley.

Miss Nimbus
Miss Nimbus

I reckon she's already pregnant...... to her assistant.

Miss Nimbus
Miss Nimbus

I reckon she's already pregnant...... to her assistant.

Kristin
Kristin

I have no idea what so many of you Bastardlies think is so hot about Molly Ray Virus. If you ask me, she is one ugly little kid.