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TomKat Divorce Settlement & Was Katie Turned Off By Tom’s End Of The World Bunker Idea?

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Pictured: Katie Holmes; Tom’s was allegedly planning to build a $10 million bunker underneath his Telluride home in preparation for the end of the world. He owns roughly 110-hectacre mountaintop estate in the town.

Wow, what a fucking doozy. I take a long lunch & all hell breaks loose. As you bastards have heard by now, Katie Holmes is rumored to have filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise yesterday in Manhattan. According to various sources, Katie is citing “irreconcilable differences” and feels confident enough to request sole custody of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter Suri (highly doubtful she’ll succeed). And, oh yeah, Katie’s also seeking some child support & by that, we’re talkin’ at least around $50K/month.

I’m sure the world is overflowing with curiosity and wondering what was the one crazy thing about Tom Cruise that finally broke the camel’s back & forced Katie to jump the Cruise ship? Let’s not forget they’ve been married for a while, so did Katie Holmes just wake up from a coma or what?

Regardless of what happens in what appears to be a very public & dirty divorce, Suri is gonna be the one who will ultimately suffer. At least she’ll have a ton of money to pay for all that therapy she’ll need in the coming years.
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Pictured: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes paid about $35 million for a Beverly Hills mansion soon after tying the knot. Split: 50/50

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Pictured: The Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre International on Franklin avenue in Hollywood. I’m sure the Church already has a hit out on Katie.

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New Owner: While her parents fight over her, Suri will be in the company of nannies & therapists.

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Pictured: Tom & Katie’s pad in Colorado (another angle)

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7 comments
Nookies
Nookies

The dirty behind closed doors deets will be fucking entertaining as all fucking hell.

His church will probably have her assassinated and make it look like an accident.

and man is his bank account going to take a MAJOR ass hit, because you know all women are whores.

skilligan
skilligan

Scientology has not broken up TWO of Tom Cruise's marriages

dinodan
dinodan

Well. that lasted longer than I thought.