Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Hilaria Thomas, Alec Baldwin
Fresh off exchanging vows the day before at Manhattan’s Old St. Patrick’s Cathedral, newlyweds Alec Baldwin and Hilaria Thomas took a family stroll through Little Italy with Alec’s 16-year old jailbait daugther, Ireland, and what we’re assuming are a couple of her friends, including another (probably jailbait) hottie wearing the yellow shorts. All we gotta say about this marriage is that we hope that Alec got her to sign a pre-nup because given the success rate of celebrity marriages (Hell0 TomKat!), let’s hope that he’s protecting his own interests given that he’s 54 years old and she’s 28 years old; his 30 Rock money ain’t going to last forever. Our assumption is that Hilaria won’t be wasting any time hitting up the finest boutiques in SoHo to upgrade her wardrobe and shoe collection all paid for using Alec’s Capital One Venture Card; atleast he’ll get double miles. Hilaria better live it up while she can or its back to obscurity and the average $35-$40k per year NYC yoga teacher salary. As for Ireland, keep on rocking those short shorts and remind us again when you turn 18.
Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Ireland Baldwin