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Knowing how Jessica Simpson ticks, we’re pretty sure worked a nice deal with marketing peeps @ Asics as she does her best to make a raging comeback after giving birth to her first child, a daughter named Maxwell Drew Johnson. Let’s not forget that Victoria’s Secret supermodel mommy Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth on almost a week later on May 7 to a baby boy. I think it’s safe to assume that Ale approaches pregnancy in a completely different way than sponsorship-hungry Jessica Simpson.
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They look like they're about to burst.
Bet she regrets all those butter Pop-Tarts she bragged about being a staple of her pregnancy diet. She has a LONG road back to being hot again.
Whoa!!my goodness, what the fuck happened? dang, and she use to have one the best bods around, well if she ever does get back to her original shape, it will definetly be a miracle...
2000s dicktease karma: britney, crissy ags, jessica.
Im confused. She must still be preggo... Right??!
I bet if you stuck her with a Pin she'd EXPLODE
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OINK OINK
Waow she named her baby girl Maxwell Drew? Seems like she is taking out all the weight gain on her!! She looks like a wrestler in heat! Jesus.
oh god
I don't always drink milk. But when I do, I prefer it from lactating women. Stay thirsty my friends.
It could feed the entire population of China. And, that includes Taiwan.
I think you can feed the whole Russian army with that extra body fat... goodness!
It is painful to remember now, but she is the same human being that was on this movie:
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wow that is just scary.
She is as big as a moose that ate a house.
I hope those shoes have good support in them.
Oh good lord.
she is gonna have a tough time losing the weight BUT those tittays look spectacular
Those breasts on page 2 and 4 - my god!
Whoa. OK, (1) I still would, (2) a fetus only weighs about 8 pounds at birth. You don't need to eat that much more to supply a tiny fetus whatever extra it needs.
i think the real reason tony romo dumped her is cause he saw she was turning into a fat cow