Jessica Simpson Brings The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: IDontLikeYouInThatWay; Pictured: Jessica Simpson Plans To Stay Fat

- Michael Lohan Hopes His New Bastard Turns Out Just Like Lindsay [The Superficial]
- George Zimmerman Killed Trayvon Martin Because It Was “God’s Plan” [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry [Heavy]
- Tom Hardy Sucking On A Water Bottle [Dlisted]
- Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Scarlett Johansson Italian Bikini Goodness [GCeleb]

- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber making it work in Auckland [Lainey Gossip]
- Did Amber Heard end it with Johnny Depp because she didn’t like the drama? [Celebitchy]
- Hottest Yoga Chick Ever [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
- Jaclyn Swedberg [Caveman Circus]
- Victoria’s Secret Treat: VS Swim 2012 Commercial [Skinny VS Curvy]
- Alex Elliot Can Really Do It All [Uncoached]

- Pete Doherty Gets Kicked Out Of Rehab, Forgets To Zip Up His Pants [Socialite Life]
- Dean Martin vs Frank Sinatra’s Burger Recipie [Ned Hardy]
- Mischa Barton Bombed [CityRag]
- Sam Steele Is The New Erin Andrews [COED Magazine]
- Michelle Keegan Covers Fabulous Magazine [DJMICK]
- Lindsay Ellingson looking all kinds of uber hot again [Brosome]

- Well Played, Mischa Barton [Go Fug Yourself]
- Michelle Jenneke will Steal your Heart [Gunaxin]
- Top 5 Times When It Is Inappropriate to “Tebow” [EgoTV]
- Jorgie Porter Looking Hot [TC Magazine]
- Wendy Fiore will get your heart pounding [Regretful Morning]
- Carrie Underwood’s rare bikini body [Upskt Celebs]

- The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender’s Erotic, Industrial ‘W’ Spread [Heavy]
- Paris Jackson Calls Out Her Uncle Randy For His Lies [Celebrity Smack]
- Sexy Photo: Purple Bra And Big Boobs [Mankind Unplugged]
- Puzzle Bobble [Puzzle Bobble]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
$35 FANDANGO GIFT CARDS FOR ALL LEGIT PARTICIPANTS (*if* you get picked)!!


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skilligan
skilligan

she will never be back to normal but I will give her some more time before I give up on her getting back to being a 7

Kristin
Kristin

She looks absolutely totally uncomfortable lugging around those hundred or so pounds of extra luggage. I'm thinking her glory days are over. She is destined to be a disgusting fat cow the rest of her life.

Tapper
Tapper

This is exactly why I think Nick Lachey is an underrated pimp. He was married to Jessica Simpson when she was unquestionably one of the hottest women going. Got to have all that sex with her when she was stunning, took a good chunk of her cash when they divorced, upgraded to Vanessa Minillo and eventually knocked her fine ass up.

Well played, Mr. Lachey.

1st_Class_Sgt
1st_Class_Sgt

That Jessica Simpson is the same one who played Daisy Dukes, right? Eric Johnson must be hating life right now.

Boz
Boz

hahahaha omg the three titted alien!

Boz
Boz

oooh my gooood. what happened?

Tapper
Tapper

This will be one of the great recoveries of all time if she can snap back into her former self. She is absolutely gigantic right now.