Jessica Simpson Brings The Morning Links!

Photo Credit: IDontLikeYouInThatWay; Pictured: Jessica Simpson Plans To Stay Fat

– Michael Lohan Hopes His New Bastard Turns Out Just Like Lindsay [The Superficial]
– George Zimmerman Killed Trayvon Martin Because It Was “God’s Plan” [IDontLikeYouInThatWay]
– The 20 Hottest Photos of Halle Berry [Heavy]
– Tom Hardy Sucking On A Water Bottle [Dlisted]
– Cintia Dicker Titties for Status Magazine July 2012 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Scarlett Johansson Italian Bikini Goodness [GCeleb]

– Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber making it work in Auckland [Lainey Gossip]
– Did Amber Heard end it with Johnny Depp because she didn’t like the drama? [Celebitchy]
– Hottest Yoga Chick Ever [Diry Rotten Whore, NSFW]
– Jaclyn Swedberg [Caveman Circus]
– Victoria’s Secret Treat: VS Swim 2012 Commercial [Skinny VS Curvy]
– Alex Elliot Can Really Do It All [Uncoached]

– Pete Doherty Gets Kicked Out Of Rehab, Forgets To Zip Up His Pants [Socialite Life]
– Dean Martin vs Frank Sinatra’s Burger Recipie [Ned Hardy]
– Mischa Barton Bombed [CityRag]
– Sam Steele Is The New Erin Andrews [COED Magazine]
– Michelle Keegan Covers Fabulous Magazine [DJMICK]
– Lindsay Ellingson looking all kinds of uber hot again [Brosome]

– Well Played, Mischa Barton [Go Fug Yourself]
– Michelle Jenneke will Steal your Heart [Gunaxin]
– Top 5 Times When It Is Inappropriate to “Tebow” [EgoTV]
– Jorgie Porter Looking Hot [TC Magazine]
– Wendy Fiore will get your heart pounding [Regretful Morning]
– Carrie Underwood’s rare bikini body [Upskt Celebs]

– The Girls of Nuts Summer Special 2012 of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Charlize Theron & Michael Fassbender’s Erotic, Industrial ‘W’ Spread [Heavy]
– Paris Jackson Calls Out Her Uncle Randy For His Lies [Celebrity Smack]
– Sexy Photo: Purple Bra And Big Boobs [Mankind Unplugged]
– Puzzle Bobble [Puzzle Bobble]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
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