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The third option is a blend of both worlds where Robert Pattinson could revenge bang one of his “Twilight” co-stars & then enjoy a few sessions of freaky makeup sex pretending like he’s over the whole Rupert bullshit & then proceed to dump Kristen a couple weeks later. After bumping Kristen from his life, it should take Robert Pattinson about 3 minutes to arrange an orgy consisting of 15-20 lingerie models back at his L.A. pad for a week long “Help-Me-Get-Over-Kristen-Stewart-By-Having-Lots-Of-Sex-With-Me” party.
Granted the guy must be a little heartbroken, but regardless of how you look at it, Robert Pattinson is holding all the cards at the moment. While it sounds kinda sadistic, we’d suggest he use the guilt flowing inside Kristen to his advantage & get some kinky sex out of it. There’s no better of becoming a Mile High Club member than reminding your partner how long it will take you to put back together your shattered heart ever couple hours.
At the end of the day, the Bastardly Relationship Handbook states it very simply, “Once a cheater, always a cheater.” A person who has lied to you once will do so again & again, regardless of how much they apologize. They simply can’t be trusted, so Robert might as well take emotional advantage of Kristen behind closed doors & then let her pay for her “momentary indiscretion” by accidentally getting caught by Kristen having a threesome inside their bedroom.