Posts from May 16, 2013

TA-DAAYUM! Irina Shayk Cruises Around Porto Cervo w/ a Hot Friend!

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Cristiano Ronaldo’s beard just got a little thicker! DAAMNN THAT SONOFABITCHWHOREBAGBASTARDPIECEOFSHITIMSOJEALOUSRIGHTNOWCOCKSUCKER!!

The beautiful Irina Shayk was seen out & about with one of her supermodel friends in Porto Cervo, Italian seaside resort in northern Sardinia. Her longtime boyfriend Cristiano Ronaldo was nowhere to be seen, so if you have the deep pockets, as well as a luxury yacht in the vicinity, throw a party in Irina’s honor, get her wasted (make sure her friend also gets wasted) & then proceed to cruise around the Mediterranean for a couple days of lustful yachting.

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Olympics 2012: Princess Kate Middleton & Adidas Bring The Links!

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Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, enjoys going sailing and meeting Ben Ainslie and the rest of Team Great Britain in Weymouth, England during the 2012 London Olympics.

- Ashley Greene’s Booty Needs Some Cushion [HollywoodTuna]
- Gwen Stefani Can’t Stop Wearing Makeup Or Gavin Rossdale Will Leave Her, Say Voices In Her Head [The Superficial]
- Jennie Garth’s Divorce Thinnification [Lainey's Gossip]
- Natalie Portman served vegan food at her wedding, didn’t even have a cake [Celebitchy]
- Bikini Chicks [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Kristen Bell Gets Bootylicious For Esquire [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos Of Milla Jovovich Vol 2
[Heavy]
- GWEN STEFANI BIKINIS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Kim Kardashian Is Kanye West’s ‘Perfect B*tch’ [The Blemish]
- Chris Hemsworth Celebrates Jamaica Independence Day, ‘Red Dawn’ Stills Released [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- But Does He Slay Vampires Too? [Dlisted]
- Katie Holmes Is Totally Miserable Without Tom Cruise [Evil Beet]
- Who’s Hotter? The Women In Original Movies vs. The Women In Their Remakes [Complex]
- LUCY HALE IS A COSMO GIRL [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Suri Cruise demands a private jet [Celebslam]

- SARA UNDERWOOD SHOWS SOME TIT FOR MAXIM SEPTEMBER OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Johnny Depp’s New Girlfriend Seems Nice [The Superficial]
- There Are No Winners in this Thunderdome: The Stupidest/Greatest Hollywood Feuds
[Pajiba]
- Kim Kardashian Posts A Pic Of A Manatee [Celeb Jihad]
- 10 Hot Photos of Megan Rossee, Michael Phelps’ Hot Actress/Model Girlfriend [BroBible]
- Maggie Gyllenhaal Visits Her Mom On “Very Good Girls” Set [Caught On Set]

- The Young Bride [Lainey's Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus Drops A Little Boobage [HollywoodTuna]
- Teen Mom Farrah Should’ve Aborted Her Single [The Superficial]
- Selena Gomez Showing Off All Of Her Sexy Little Curves? Yes Please! [Popoholic]

- Daisy Fuentes Old Lady Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest!]
- Kristen Stewart is Too Sad to Shower [Yeeeah!]
- Marvin Hamlisch And Anna Piaggi Have Passed Away [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Out & About: Ashley Greene, Daisy Lowe, Jessica Chastain, Rachael Taylor

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Photo Credit: WENN
Pictured: Ashley Greene, Daisy Lowe, Jessica Chastain, Rachael Taylor

Ashley Greene is seen heading to the gym in Studio City. Ashley can bank on getting a nice payday even after Breaking Dawn, Part 2 comes out later this year. She’s report to now be going the Indie film route signing on to star in CBGB, named after the bar in NYC. The film also stars Malin Akerman, Rupert Grint, Johnny Galecki, Joel David Moore and Stana Katic.

Daisy Lowe leave the Adidas Underground party in Shoreditch, London.

Jessica Chastain shoots scenes for The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby: Hers in Manhattan, New York City. Jessica stars as Eleanor Rigby and is co-starred by James McAvoy and Viola Davis. Look for it in theaters sometime in 2013.

Rachael Taylor seen on the set of the new ABC series 666 Park Avenue. The show also stars Dave Annable and Helena Mattson. The new drama is set to premiere on Sunday, September 30th, at 10pm. For more info, visit 666 Park Avenue at ABC.com.

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Paris Hilton On Vacation With Her New Boyfriend Frederick in Italy

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Paris HiltonPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Paris Hilton wants our attention and got us to notice as she’s currently on vacation on the Island Cavallo with her new boyfriend simply known as Frederick; we didn’t bother posting him. Yeah, Paris is still alive but would benefit from leaking another sextape or maybe a whole volume collection, since we’re sure she probably has one lying around. We have no idea who this Frederick dude is but we’re guessing he’s probably contracted multiple STDs since these photos were taken and the time it’s taken us to post them.

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NYC: Elizabeth Gillies @ 23rd Annual Einstein Hamptons Family Day

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Photo Credit: WENN

Elizabeth Gillies is Jade West on Victoria Justice’s Victorious and has voiced Daphne on Winx Club. She is currently working on her solo music career and that’s about all we can write about her. Check out the music video below for “We Are Believix”.

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Irina Shayk For Agua Bendita; Hands Down The Hottest Bikini Shoot In Past 5 Years

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Photo Credit: Splash News Online

I would’ve said, hottest bikini shoot of all-time, but I played it safe. Over the years, we’ve seen some real gems, but this one definitely holds a special spot, so major props to the photographer!

Irina Shayk replaced supermodel Bar Refaeli as the go-to hottie to help pimp their bikinis and swimwear for the 2013 campaign. If you hit Agua Bendita’s official website, you can see Bar Refaeli’s shoot to help compare.

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Hollywood: Ladies Who Attended “The Odd Life of Timothy Green” Premiere

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Pictured: Bella Thorne, Chloe Lanier, Jennifer Garner, Olivia Holt

The Odd Life of Timothy Green is the upcoming Disney film starring Jennifer Garner, Joel Edgerton, and Cameron Adams as Timothy Green. Look for it in theaters on August 15th. For more info, visit The Odd Life of Timothy Green at Disney.com.

Cindy and Jim Green, a couple residing in Stanleyville, are told they are unable to conceive, so they dream up their ideal offspring and write the child’s characteristics and life events on pieces of paper, including “scoring the winning goal.” The Greens place the notes in a box and bury the box in their backyard.

After a stormy night, a 10-year-old arrives at their doorstep, claiming the Greens as his own. Soon they realize that the child, named Timothy, is far more special than they originally thought. [Wiki]

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Jennifer Lawrence Wants $10 Million For “Hunger Games” Sequel

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The actress is getting a major raise from the $500,000 plus bonuses she earned for the first movie.[THR]

Turns out that being the major star of a movie that grossed almost $700 million worldwide helps when it comes to negotiating your salary for the sequel. Jennifer Lawrence, who stars as Katniss in The Hunger Games, is on track to scoring a $10 million payday for the sequel, which for the math nerds out there would be 20 times what she was paid for the original when she made $500,000 plus bonuses. Lawrence was locked into a four-film deal with the producing company Lionsgate, though whether that will remain intact after negotiations remains to be seen. Her male co-stars, Josh Hutcherson and Liam Hemsworth, received raises as well for the sequel, but nothing like what Lawrence (the marquee star) is negotiating.

What do you think? Is she worth it? Or is this just typical Hollywood pay stub excess?

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