Posts from June 14, 2013

Porto Cervo, Italy: Irina Shayk Brings The Afternoon Links!

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Irina Shayk continues enjoying her time in Porto Cervo.

- Cintia Dicker: Hottest Redhead Ever [HollywoodTuna]
- Stephen Colbert Destroys FOX News Calling Gabby Douglas’ Olympic Outfit Anti-American [The Superficial]
- Ryan Lochte wants Hollywood [Lainey's Gossip]
- LeAnn Rimes relieves her dental drama by tweeting bikini photos: crazy? [Celebitchy]
- Xue Chen is hot [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Three Cheers For Maria Menounos’ Awesome Booty! [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Lolo Jones
[Heavy]
- MILEY CYRUS ASS IN LITTLE SHORTS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Reese Witherspoon Will be Someone’s Beard [The Blemish]
- Liberty Ross Fends Off Vampires With Massive Crucifix [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
- Joan Rivers vs. Costco [Dlisted]
- Quotables: Gwen Stefani Does It All for Her Man [Evil Beet]
- Who’s Hotter? The Women In Original Movies vs. The Women In Their Remakes [Complex]
- RUMOR: DOES JENNIFER ANISTON WANT TO SET UP A PHOTO OP WITH ANGELINA JOLIE? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kate Beckinsale is a true professional [Celebslam]

- GENEVIEVE MORTON FOR BARE NECESSITIES LINGERIE OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Katy Perry & John Mayer Have Sleepovers Now [The Superficial]
- 5 Shows After Dark: I Know Some of You Wished For This. Wish Granted.
[Pajiba]
- Olivia Wilde Naked Photo Uncovered [Celeb Jihad]
- Hey, Look: The ‘Inception’ Theme and the Halo 3 Trailer Match Perfectly Together [BroBible]
- Dakota Fanning Back On “Very Good Girls” Set [Caught On Set]

- The other side of Jen [Lainey's Gossip]
- Monica Cruz’s Agent Provocateur Lingerie Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Justin Bieber To Prince William: ‘Yo, Why You Bald?’ [The Superficial]
- Megan Fox In The “This Is 40” Trailer… Lord Have Mercy! [Popoholic]

- http://yeeeah.com/2012/08/08/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-as-frumpy-as-ever/ [Yeeeah!]
- Daisy Fuentes Old Lady Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Open Post: Hosted By Hillary Clinton Getting Down [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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I WANT THIS JOB!! Jessica Alba’s Personal Legs Bronzer on Photo Shoots

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In our latest addition to our exclusive “I Want This Job” category, we’re happy to feature Jessica Alba & her personal leg bronzer. That bastard.

You have to admit, it doesn’t get much better than this, but I’m pretty sure being gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) is one of the main prerequisites of successfully scoring the gig. I just can’t see it working with a straight dude for obvious reasons…

And for those of you bastards looking for more info about the shoot, we’re still digging around.

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Joanna Krupa & Her Sister Marta Hit The Beach For A Staged Shoot! OW!

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It’s nice to see that Joanna Krupa finally took some cash from the papz & did a “surprise” bikini shoot on the beach in Los Angeles. Both sisters were spotted workin’ their Polish-flavored bikini bodies in Santa Monica on Tuesday afternoon (August 7), with Joanna even “accidentally” having a wardrobe malfunction (see page 2).

As some of you reality show-addicts might know, it was recently announced that Jonanna will become the newest cast member on Bravo’s hit series ‘Real Housewives Of Miami’. I’m not a big “Real Housewives” fan, but I gotta admit, I’m a little curious as to how Joanna ticks, so DVR’ing an episode or two might be worth it (probably not).

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Sly Stallone & Family Continue Mourning Son’s Death On Board A Yacht

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Seeing how his son Sage Moonblood passed away less than a month ago on July 13, it’s fairly obvious that the Stallone family needed an distraction from all the sadness. With his new film “Expendables 2” set to hit theaters August 17, his latest family vacation on board a yacht in the French Riviera is probably a total tax write-off (marketing expense). As we’ve stated on numerous occasions, there’s really no better way to enjoy life than have somebody else pay for it.

The legendary “Rambo” & “Rocky” series action star was accompanied by his beautiful wife Jennifer Flavin & their three daughters Sophia, Sistine and Scarlet (all REALLY young, you bastards!)

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The Campaign: Film Review

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Alright, so let me just confess right off the bat that perhaps against my better judgment and sense of decorum, I laughed A LOT during this movie. Yes, it’s pretty base, and yes, it goes straight for the scrotum, but the way in which Zach Galifiankis makes the humor work really went over well with my funny bone.

Galifiankis plays Marty Huggins (even the name makes me laugh), a simple, perennially cheerful, and admittedly effete family man who decides to run for local congressional office just to spite a bully. His opponent is the establishment guy Cam Brady (Will Ferrell) who is as douche baggy a guy you can possibly imagine in existence. He doesn’t come from the Tea Party: he comes from the Teat Party of North Carolina, where he serves as the eternal provider of backwoods nourishment to his constituents that frankly don’t (and probably can’t) know better.

Enter the two campaign managers that promise to make this a race to remember: there’s Mitch (Jason Sudekis) who works for Cam and Tim Wattley (the criminally handsome Dylan McDermott) who works for Marty Higgins. The two campaign managers bring the race to a dead heat before election day until the you-know-what REALLY hits the ceiling fan. The climax is crazy, sick, kooky, and more. For what it’s worth, I enjoyed it.

The best and biggest laughs belong in the first half of the film – whether or not you enjoy the second half’s antics will depend upon your predilection for Will Ferrell’s brand of juvenile humor. To be honest, his shtick is getting kind of old now that he’s pushing 50. There has to be something out there that’s just as funny as watching grown men behave like toddlers throwing tantrums, but Ferrell does make an attempt to make this movie slightly (and I mean very slightly) more urbane.

Ferrell is his usual middle aged brat self, but Galifiankis really owns the film. He plays Marty as a man who is everything he shouldn’t be: ambitious when he has no talent, married with kids when he’s probably gay, and full of sincere honesty when he’s really just a self-deluded opportunist. Sarah Palin would be proud.

The Bourne Legacy: Film Review

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There’s a lot to admire in the fourth installment of the Bourne franchise, but then again, there’s a lot that’s left to be desired. The new film, which sees Jeremy Renner taking over the lead role played by Matt Damon in the original trilogy, begins where the climax left off in 2007′s The Bourne Ultimatum. It all makes perfect sense for the first half hour or so. And then things get muddled. Very muddled. So muddled that you wonder why they didn’t just split the movie into two separate halves as studios are so wont to do these days.

Aaron Cross (Renner) is scouted by CIA manager Eric Byer (Edward Norton) as an undercover operative to help carry out a mission that involves green and blue pills that are being used to kill an army of Bourne-like government killers. Cross has to swap the blue and green pills for the poisonous yellow ones. Of course, Cross himself is addicted to the blue and green pills. Hey, if James Bond can enjoy a martini every hour on the hour, why shouldn’t Cross have his own dependency issues?

Cross kidnaps a genetic scientist named Dr. Marta Shearing (Rachel Weisz) who knows how to make the pills and thus begins the globe-trotting adventure that goes from Chicago and New York to Seoul, Karachi, and Manila.

To be honest, there’s so much backstory here that to even try to explain the plot would take up more bandwidth than I am allowed by my editors. Suffice is to say, the action scenes are marvelously executed and the acting is first rate. It’s the sheer weight of the screenwriter’s ambitions that ultimately bogs down the film. The old adage that ‘less is more’ would certainly have helped them infinitely if applied to this franchise relaunch. I wonder if there will be another one.

BREAKING!! Miley Cyrus Enjoys Starbucks Iced-Coffee On Her Dog Walk in Philly!

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While slightly on the tamer end of the hotness spectrum compared to what we’ve recently seen, Miley was seen taking her dog for a walk while cruising around Philly. The young starlet is visiting her fiance Liam Hemsworth, who’s currently in the city filming his latest film, “Paranoid.”
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Swimmers In Love: Nathan Adrian & Natalie Coughlin Used A Few Of The 150K Olympic Condoms…

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Apparently there’s a ton of sex that goes down during the Olympics simply because athletes are locked-up in the Olympic Village with a bunch of ultra-fit, mostly single, sexually repressed people who are simultaneously experiencing the biggest moment of their lives. It’s no wonder the Olympic Committee provides them with 150,000 condoms during the event. As Hope Solo told ESPN in a recent interview, “Unlike at a bar, it’s not awkward to strike up a conversation because you have something in common. It starts with, ‘What sport do you play?’ All of a sudden, you’re fist-bumping.”

And of course, what starts with fist-bumping makes a natural progression to other forms of bumping. The crazy amounts of sex is definitely no secret, but with the wholesome nature of the Games, it mostly goes unreported. You can read more about sex @ the Olympics on CNN.

As for these photos of US Olympic swimmers Nathan Adrian & Natalie Coughlin, the two were spotted grabbing a few Lebanese kebabs at Ranoush in London a couple nights back (Monday, August 6). Natalie’s supposedly married one of her swim coaches back in 2009, but judging by the way Nathan Adrian’s giving her a soothing back massage, it appears they’re more than just back-rub friends (at least during the games).

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