DON’T DO IT! Kate Bosworth Thinks Marriage Is The Path To Continued Happiness

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Kate Bosworth moved into the second to last phase of her temporary relationship with director Michael Polish. Or maybe she’s three steps away (Steps: “Just Met” sex, move in with him, engagement, marriage, baby & then divorce), but either way she can’t avoid the inevitable, especially considering the fame variable that throws everything into hyper drive.

Normal married couples suffer through a lot of bullshit, so just think about what happens when you’re extremely rich, famous & have an oversized ego. While we wanna send our best wishes, we’d much rather advise Kate to continue dating or just indefinitely remain engaged & let that status serve as some sort of new age marriage.

The beautiful actress who has been seen around with the filmmaker for a while now let it slip in a recent travelogue blog for Vogue magazine that she & her boyfriend are planning a wedding. In her own words, Kate writes, “On our first day in Seoul, my fiance, Michael Polish, and I venture out to discover Changdeokgung Palace. “As soon as we enter, it is like magically being transported to a different world – this awe-inspiring, sprawling place was originally built in 1405. We explore ancient towers, pavilions, and the beautiful ‘secret gardens,’ and the feeling is serene, peaceful, and ancient.”

Great, you take a luxurious vacation to an Asian country where you stand out like a sore thumb and whilst traveling, you miraculously convince yourself that the man you’re with is undoubtedly the one & only. I don’t think anybody’s done that before, right? Wow.

Before closing, we should note that these two temporary lovebirds have been flying around together for just over a year after meeting and falling in love on the set of “Big Sur,” which is coincidentally directed by Polish. Who would’ve thunk it? A director fucking his lead actress?!? Match made in heaven. Kate’s ex-boyfriends include Orlando Bloom and Alexander Skarsgard and we have a feeling Michael Polish will be added to that list real soon.

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