Open Post: Redesign Drama; Sound Off w/ Likes & Dislikes

Birth Pains

In hopes to keep comments regarding the redesign in one place, we’re going to use this post.

We get it, the site is far from perfect (to put it lightly), but hey, who said we have sensible taste & tons of money to drop on an expensive designer? Our goal was to strip out all the bullshit & concentrate on creating a very fast & stable website that we could slowly build on over time. If it makes any of haters feel better, just keep in mind that this is a work in progress.

We’d like to hear your likes & dislikes so that we can take everything into account as we move forward with further updates.

Thanks for all the love. We know all you haters have a soft spot somewhere deep down inside, so please be patient.

  • Anonymous

    Like any other change, it’ll take some time to get used to know where to go to contribute our hateful and petty remarks. I’m sure it’ll all work out in the end. It usually does.

  • Nookies

    Move the celebrity catwalks and “Check out these galleries” and put em somewhere else. Having them between a post is annoying. The follow us on the side doesn’t have to be bigger than a black guys dick. Do away with that huge ass “stars and their cars/celeb kicks changing gif at the top right..why have that when you already have all of that shit under the “Hottest topics”….make it smaller or move it somewhere else..

    Yeah the celeb catwalks is excessively large and horribly misplaced. Anon posting is already out of control and annoying..and yea

    • Moe

      Catwalks setup is supposed to represent an actual runway, hence the tall images. Plus, it gives people the opportunity to see the latest candid photos without clicking around too much.

      We’re moving that one under the 5th post and thinking about ditching the galleries on the first page.

    • George the Canadian Bastard

      I agree 100% with Nookies, which is very rare.

  • Moe

    Also, did you guys visit the site on your phones?

    Much better than last site.

    • Nookies

      I don’t have friends, so i have no phone. Will you move me out to LA to live with you? So I can sexually harass celebs? I swear to fuck we can go ask around where Jessica alba is and ill smack her on the ass and u can put the vid on your site.

  • bryanzee

    I like how quick it is now tbh.

    Profiles are missed though, how do you expect Nookies to send me a monthly crotch shot of Jessica Alba?!?!?!?

    • bryanzee

      Also everytime I try to upload a avatar on this gravatar site it stays blank.

      what am i doing wrong lol

      • Moe

        I see your avatar just fine.

        I feel like it’s a browser caching issue more than anything else

        • bryanzee

          Seems fine now.

          Is the HTML image issue fixed? Also can we start posting naked chicks?

          • Moe

            Not here, unfortunately..

          • iambastard

            Profiles! Without them, half the Bastardly shine is gone.

    • Nookies

      LOL at ur thin little premature mustache. I get one of those drinking chocolate milk. Tehe

      • bryanzee

        Nah, I shaved it that way. Don’t hate on the dirtlip

        • Nookies

          I shaved my balls and the area around where my dick attaches itself..always a bad idea..it itches so damn bad, but at least my dick looks bigger. I also used a number 2 guard on my hairclippers to trim the fro out..took too much, ill stick with a 3..but upon shaving my pubes i found that i had a massive black head in my bush..popped it..a dried up blackhead the size of a grain of rice came out :S

          • bryanzee

            ,……

          • dinodan1

            shave it in the shape of magnum pi’s mustache next time.

    • is it really faster….it takes forever for the featured gallery thing to load at the top of the page.

  • the big draw to three old site for me was tracking comments inthreads….I hate how I have to sign get email alerts for new comments…..causes way too many emails. Not ahuge fan of word press’s mobile site. There are no pics on the main page and looks so generic.

    • Moe

      I JUST had them change the mobile site.

      Has pics and makes commenting easier

      • dinodan1

        Mobile site I’d better now, but i still force my phone to go to the desktop site, it feels more bastardly.

    • Nookies

      I have 4 pages of emails from this damn site, I just unsubbed and made a gravatar account and just use the thingy at the top informing me of replies, thats nice

      • dinodan1

        So gravatar tells you when there are new posts.

        • Nookies

          No, it informs you of replies to you though. But yeah, no way I can sub to a thread AND to moejackson itself..394839489 emails popping up 🙁

  • bryanzee

    Hey an Olga post would help ease me into the new changes much more smoothly.

  • My complains aren’t that big of a thing really. But it is depressing having to scroll all the way down just to get to comments area, and then when I do, it throws me back up to the start, that is annoying…plus I do kinda miss the profiles, but I’ll get over it, and adding friends, not that I had any, but I did had a very special one…anyways, I’m sure all the little kinks will iron out by itself..you still have your fingers and toes crossed?

    • Moe

      Fingers and toes are in stock in crossed position

      • fuck u faggit. u r asking for a fuck u queer.

        • Queer

          U misspelled faggot, u fag.

          • u would know u faggot expert.

          • Queer

            You are expertier than i am in queeriness.

          • maybe mundo or moe does, not me.

          • u wish. but fuck u anyways.

          • Pevert

            U’d like that wouldnt you.

          • U r as queer as this website is. ur the queerest of the queer.

      • yes u r in position like moe is, bend over.

  • How come my mug doesn’t show on the new comments box?, it shows everywhere els..

  • Ryozenzuzex

    When I click a link from my RSS reader what I want to see is the article in question. Not a display of your “featured” articles. Put that crap on the bottom.
    The site is too busy. It feels like a Geocities site, just missing a few marquees and BLINK tags. SIMPLIFY

  • My thoughts:
    Hottest Topics/Top Line. One of these are redundant. Save space.
    I like that the featured thing is 2 lines, but it seems to take up lots of space. Clicking the dates is a nice review, but takes up even more space.
    Maybe my monitor is too wide and resolution high, but there is more gray on my screen than the actual page.
    New comments update box. I don’t think there’s enough shown. I’d just have more in the same space.
    Bastards among us. Doesn’t seem to be accurate, but now I’ve got to know avatar pictures?
    Catwalks, yeah too big.
    Inside a gallery, comments on individual pics not good.
    More photos from set: Why do we only see the middle of pics? On most of your pics, it cuts off the heads and feet. It’s most annoying on your catwalks thread because you basically are playing a new game: Guess whose midriff this is?
    You might be interested in: Maybe put that section above: Follow us?
    Maybe a tags box thing on the side too instead of “read more in”? Then you’d generate clicks to similar stories. I feel there’s just a lot of waste on the side.
    You already know I think comments boxes are too big.
    I do miss a guestbook/email thing for messages on the side.
    I also miss being able to see when more comments show up in threads I’ve commented on. I don’t want emails for them (which, yes, I know is an option)
    Check out these galleries: They’re generally in the featured thing at the top, as well as at the bottom of every story under the comments. Do we need really need another section in the main threadline?

    Let’s see if the picture thing works yet:

  • bryanzee

  • Anonymous

    I’m glad the profiles are gone. I like being anonymous.

    Bring back the BLOTD.

    Need a category for just sexy feet.

    The site does ran faster.

  • POyoiuJ

    Site doesn’t work with my Internet Explorer (version 8).

    It is not faster than the previous site.

    Allowing anonymous posters will turn the site into a huge spammers delight.

    • POyoiuJ

      New site is actually slower. Much slower. It takes up to 5 seconds for the page to refresh when posting a comment.

      • dinodan1

        agreed , and the feature box at the top takes a long time to load.

  • luv-em-all

    The previous edition was a lot easier to navigate.

  • spanglylovesheels

    I like how you are trying to respond to our criticisms guys. The site is already improving because of it. Before you know it, it will look and function like it used to and we will all be happy!

  • Moe

    what’s everyone’s take on the infinite scrolling on the first page? keep it or dump it?

    • Gfryvghht

      Infinite scrolling is a nice addition.

    • NOYFB

      Shouldn’t the newest comments go up top instead of a mile down the page?

      • g

        No. New comments usually go at bottom.

      • Moe

        We’ve always had it like this, but let’s try it the other way.

        As you guys know, we like mixing shit up.

    • Nookies

      dump it..Needs to be pages, besides you get more clicks that way.

  • I like the infinite scrolling and I like the site overall, the community was cool but a work around was put in so I am on board. My only issue is the comment/picture issue

    • SOB

      What workaround? Without profiles and with people being able to provide any name they want with each comment, the sense of community and interaction is nonexistent.

      • I think that is the point of the avatar, if a person uses a unique avatar that is how we will know the real from the fake

        • Giddyup

          It is easy to copy someone’s avatar.

          • Moe

            I know, but how many annoying whorebags are gonna spend their precious time doing that?! It’s gonna get tiring real quick.

          • Anonymous

            Well since people can change their own avatar you will never know if someone is mimimicking someone else or if someone simply changed their own avatar. Thats the point of IDs and profiles. You can follow users and search their posting history.

  • Anonymous

    This is My Cock Is Throbbing.

    I’m letting all of you know that I won’t be participating in the new website. i don’t mind change, but the overhaul of this site, particularly the removal of profiles, doesn’t appeal to me.

    Regardless of how few posters actually stuck with this site through the rough times, I was one of them, and I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t upset by these new changes. However, if Moe feels that this was his best decision, I’ll respect that.

    I’ll check out this site from time to time, but I won’t be posting. I bid adieu to all of my Internet friends (you know who you are) from the original Bastardly.

    MCIT

    • Moe

      We’ll win you back!

      once a bastard, always a bastard.

      • His cock stopped throbbing

        Fuck this site. It didnt save my reply to Cock’s comment. I’ll try again… Hey, Cock. Im following out the door. Check out superiorpics.com. Its a good site thats been around for years with minimal changes. It has the typical easy to use forum structure. Lots of HQ pics posted every day.

        • Noah

          Moe, don’t let these idiots bother you. You’re trying to improve the site. We’ll get used to it. But next time give us some warning!

  • Well I don’t understand what the big deal is, aside from profile getting trashed, everything else is still the same, just in differant places..

    • Bandito

      Didnt i tell you to correct the spelling of bandito?

  • His cock stopped throbbing

    This piece of shit website wont save my comments.

    • His cock stopped throbbing

      Apparently some twit disabled the abilty to have a URL in a comment.

      • His cock stopped throbbing

        I can type superiorpics.com but not http : // www. superiorpics.com without the spaces.

  • NOYFB

    I’m not digging the new site yet, but I am digging the supersized pics.

    • MoHo

      If all you want is super sized pics check out superiorpics.com.

  • Moe

    So, what’s the official take? new comments at the top or bottom?

    • NOYFB

      One benefit to newer being at the bottom is they would be in order older to newer. Might be easier to follow that way….I’ve seen comments sections on news stories done both ways.

    • Nookies

      New comments at the bottom ppft like its always been and like it always is for every single site out there. That would be confusing as shit. My brain cannot handle that much processing power.

      • dinodan1

        agreed.

  • NOYFB

    One thing I noticed is this website displays better on Firefox. Using IE it shows kinda jumbled at the top, even when using the compatibility mode.

    • Moe

      I tested it on pretty much all browsers EXCEPT IE, so not surprised…

      • Aye Ee Ate

        Didnt test on IE? Haha. How dumb is that?

        • IE sucks, people shouldn’t use it

        • Nookies

          IE is the most used web browser………to download other web browsers.

  • Nookies

    It seems most people change solely for the sake of change. Myspace/facebook/twitter/now this. Funny enough the majority of the time they always end up making it worse.

  • who is dat girl in dat piccy? gosh i need sum of coffee. seemes to me there’s nuthin more than horny guys and bicurious males on here.

    • Horny Guy

      Hi Juicy Lucy, there were mostly respectable people here until the website was downgraded last week. Now, with no logins anymore, the animals are already starting to rule the zoo.

  • Anonymous

    Bye. Will check back in a month to see if the site has improved, but right now on IE8 it is much slower to load pages, lots of wasted whitespace on right site and more difficult to navigate. Header is all messed up.
    I guess no one heard of testing first before deploying change.

    • Orangutan Willie

      I have the same probs with IE8. Pretty stupid to not test with the most widely used browser.

  • Dump the anon posting, get rid of the catwalk & random stuff everwhere and quit worrying about if you can see the site from a phone and you’ll be on your way to your former glory.

    • dinodan1

      i would say i visit this site more from my phone than pc…….but i prefer a regular sites over mobile versions any day (even on my phone)

      • Moe

        do you use one of those galaxy phones with 15″ screens?

        • dinodan1

          No…..just your typical 4.8 screen. I just hate mobile sites cause you don’t get the full experience.

    • George the Canadian Bastard

      +365

  • Hey Moe, why can’t we just have one single page to comment on, instead of commenting on every single picture? having to look up your own comments are too fucking annoying…and most of the time I can’t even find them…everything looks good, just too much crap all over, simpler is much better, but I do like the high resolution pictures tho….

    • Hello?

    • Moe

      Over the next few days we’re getting somethig programmed that pulls in all comments left on attachment photo pages into the main story page so that you get a better sense of all comments through an entire set of photos in the gallery. So this will make it easier to follow your comments as well as replies.

      Guy will start work on this tomorrow.

  • Dillan

    The infinite scrolling is fine but only when the newest posts are on top.
    A track button or something like it would be great. Not the email crap or the notes at gravatar. This site should thell me if there are follow up comments.
    The ‘check out these galleries/celebrity catwalk’ stuff is still there. Why? That’s the only thing everybody here agrees about – it’s annoying. Doesn’t matter if it is at the top/middle/bottom – it has to go.
    And get rid of the rate this thumps. Nobody is really into this anyway.

    • Dillan

      Eh, lots of spelling errors. That reminds me: an edit button would be great. Still.

  • yep really like what youve done here