Posts from May 15, 2013

David Beckham & His H&M Statue Bring The Links!

 early in the evening, before sex by 3

David Beckham Chrome Statue For H&M Underwear CampaignPhoto Credit: Splash News Online; WENNAnybody take a photo with this statue yet?! CHOP CHOP!

- UFC’s Brittney Palmer Shows Off Her Bikini [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan’s Body Just Won’t Quit [The Superficial]
- Johnny’s exes: holiday coincidence? [Lainey's Gossip]
- Leonardo DiCaprio wants to recruit Robert Pattinson for the P-ssy Posse [Celebitchy]
- Oh Carrie Underwood… I would never hurt you [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Jessica Alba’s Awesome Booty Is Making Me See Stars [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest NFL Football Wives and Girlfriends 2012
[Heavy]
- MCKAYLA MARONEY WEIRD AS FUCK POSSIBLE NIPPLE SLIP ON LETTERMAN OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Shia LaBeouf Will Have Sex for Real in Next Film [The Blemish]
- The ‘Dexter’ Season Preview And ‘American Horror Story’ Teaser Are Here To Freak You Out [VIDEOS] [Socialite Life]
- Cue Up The Laugh Track: Vanessa Bryant Is Not A Gold Digger [Dlisted]
- Prince William is a Hero, Duh [Evil Beet]
- The 25 Hottest Canadian Actresses You Should Know About [Complex]
- LATOYA JACKSON HITS MR. CHOW FOR DINNER [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Even Lindsay’s lawyers are dishonest [Celebslam]

- JESSICA ALBA IN A KIDS POOL IN AN ACTUAL POOL IN A BIKINI OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Teen Mom Farrah’s Music Video Has To Be Child Abuse, Has To Be [The Superficial]
- The Expendables 2 Review: Finally A Real Movie for Real Men with Real Dicks Who Definitely Love Women
[Pajiba]
- Selena Gomez Caught Walking Naked On The Beach [Celeb Jihad]
- We’ve Still Got Olympic Fever In This Week’s Hottie Index [BroBible]
- A Look Back: “Cosmopolis” [Caught On Set]

- Matt Damon and family go home [Lainey's Gossip]
- Kelly Kelly Drops Some Amazing Cleavage [HollywoodTuna]
- This Tracy Morgan Photo’s Missing Something… [The Superficial]
- JoJo Levesque Busts Out Some Red Hot Curves [Popoholic]

- Ochocinco’s Mistress Revealed [Yeeeah!]
- Ashley Greene Awesome Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Jennifer Aniston Wants Justin Theroux To Sign A Prenup [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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LONDON: Cheryl Cole Parties With New Boyfriend; Wore Her Batman Dress

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 14

Cheryl Cole, Batman Dress, New BoyfriendPhoto Credit: INF Photo

Cheryl Cole is yet another hot, white chick who provides further support to the age old saying, ‘Once you go black, you don’t go back!’ Soccer star & forever-douche bag Ashley Cole’s ex-wife is rumored to be sleeping with an L.A.-based backup dancer named Tre Holloway! DAMN YOU, TRE!! We’ll just have to assume that Tre is hung like a stallion & during one of their practice sessions, Cheryl wanted to go for a ride (pure speculation, but probably true). Their relationship has “Dressing Room Sex” written all over it.

Cheryl, along with a few of her friends, were spotted at The Rose Club in London last night partying the night away. She was rocking a Batman-themed pattern dress that fit like a glove. Needless to say, I’m pretty sure Tre had a great time ripping that off her body after they got back home. They left the club at around 2:30AM, so let’s hope they had at least a couple hours of energy left in the sex-tank for some tipsy fun behind closed doors.

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L.A.: Ladies Who Attended The “Sparkle” Premiere

 after a late four martini lunch by 3

Christina MilianPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Christina Milian

Sparkle is the upcoming musical film remake of the 1976 film of the same name. Basically it’s about three teenage sister who form a singing group in the late 1950′s. The film stars Jordin Sparks, Derek Luke, Mike Epps, Cee Lo Green, Carmen Ejogo, Tika Sumpter, Tamela Mann, Omari Hardwick, and the late Whitney Houston. The film is dedicated in her memory. Look for it in theaters this weekend. For more info, visit the Sparkles official website.

Amy Paffrath, Chelsea Kane, Jordin Sparks, JojoPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Amy Paffrath, Chelsea Kane, Jordin Sparks, Jojo

Musical prodigy Sparkle (Jordin Sparks) struggles to become a star while overcoming issues that are tearing her family apart. From an affluent Detroit area and daughter to a single mother (Whitney Houston), she tries to balance a new romance with music manager, Stix (Derek Luke), while dealing with the unexpected challenges her new life will bring as she and her two sisters Sister (Carmen Ejogo) and Dolores (Tika Sumpter) strive to become a singing group during the Motown era. In the meantime, Sister begins an affair with abusive, treacherous drug lord, Satin (Mike Epps). [Wiki]

Keke Palmer, Naturi Naughton, Maya Gilbert, Victoria Rowellphoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Keke Palmer, Naturi Naughton, Maya Gilbert, Victoria Rowell

Carmen Ejogo, Elise Neal, Garcelle Beauvais, Vivica A. FoxPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Carmen Ejogo, Elise Neal, Garcelle Beauvais, Vivica A. Fox

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Sydney: Jennifer Hawkins @ Myer Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Launch

 after a late four martini lunch by 4

Jennifer HawkinsPhoto Credit: WENN

Jennifer Hawkins continues as a Myer Ambassador and took to the runway to launch the Myer Spring/Summer 2013 Collection launch at Hordern Pavilion in Sydney. If interested in the collection, head over to the Myer website to view all the new styles. Additionally, Myer posted this video from the event which includes Jennifer’s participation on the catwalk, no Jessica Hart, though.

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Amanda Bynes Runs Out Of Gas & Money in Studio City; Sure Better Than Another DUI

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 13

AMANDA BYNES RUNS OUT OF GASPhoto Credit: INF Photo

These were snapped yesterday afternoon as hasbeen hottie Amanda Bynes was seen running out of gas while driving around Studio City. The actress, who once prematurely retired b/c she thought she had it all, was forced to pull into a shopping center & walk over to the nearest gas station where she asked an employee to help bring a gallon of gas back to her car.

While the dude pumped, Amanda ran to the nearest ATM b/c apparently she was also out of money. What the fuck is going on with this chick? Is this just a cheap stunt to get the paparazzi’s attention? After all, she she’s rocking an American flag shirt & barely-there short-shorts, so definitely seems like she wants some attention!

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BREAKING!! Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Hit Yogurtland in Honolulu!

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 1

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Hawaii YogurtlandPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

So, is this the girlfriend experience that Kanye West was in search of all this time?! The dude goes from flying around the globe sampling the cream of the crop supermodels to grabbing frozen yogurt with a porn star with an abnormally large booty. These were snapped yesterday afternoon as Kim & Kanye continued their Hawaiian vacation. They were spotted hitting up a Yogurtland location in Honolulu before returning to their hotel to resume their next tantric sex session.

One word of advice to Kanye, fuck around all you want, but this chick isn’t marriage or baby-momma material—or 99.9% of chicks out there, for that matter.

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“X Factor” UK Launch: Nicole Scherzinger & Tulisa Contostavlos

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3

Nicole Scherzinger & Tulisa Contostavlos Photo Credit: WENN; Pictured: Nicole Scherzinger & Tulisa Contostavlos

Returning judge Tulisa Contostavlos & “X Factor” US export Nicole Scherzinger got dolled-up for the launch of the new season of “X Factor” UK at the Corinthia Hotel in London. Both ladies were looking great, but Tulisa’s legs are a total turn off for me for some reason. She needs to hide those babies away behind a longer dress–at least until she can work on them or pay for one of those Chinese leg transplants during the off-season.

Update: We got adds! Check out more photos in the Gallery!

Tulisa Contostavlos, Nicole ScherzingerPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Tulisa Contostavlos, Nicole Scherzinger

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Hollywood: Ladies Who Attended “The Expendables 2″ Premiere

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 4

Alicia Arden, Caitlin O'Connor, Charisma Carpenter, Christa CampbellPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Alicia Arden, Caitlin O’Connor, Charisma Carpenter, Christa Campbell

The Expendables 2 is the upcoming sequel to the 2010 film and stars Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Chuck Norris, Randy Couture, Terry Crews, Liam Hemsworth, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you saw the first film then you know it’s pretty much going to be big weapons and a lot of explosions. Check it out in theaters this weekend. For more info, visit The Expendables 2 official website.

After taking a seemingly simple job for Mr. Church (Bruce Willis), the Expendables find their plans going awry and one of their own is brutally murdered by rival mercenary Jean Vilain (Jean-Claude Van Damme).The Expendables set out into hostile territory – with their new members Billy the Kid (Liam Hemsworth) and Maggie (Yu Nan) – to put a stop to a deadly weapon and gain their revenge against the people who killed their brother-in-arms. [Wiki]

Dawn Olivieri, Kali Hawk, Nikolette Noel, Weronika RosatiPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Dawn Olivieri, Kali Hawk, Nikolette Noel, Weronika Rosati

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