Posts from May 20, 2013

Shocker: Taylor Swift Opts For The Polka-Dot Grandma Bikini.

 early in the evening, before sex by 4

Taylor Swift Bikini PicsPhoto Credit: INF Photo

Aaah, Taylor Swift! You either love her or you hate her, but there’s definitely no middle ground.

Sometimes I feel like grabbing this chick by the shoulders & shaking her violently while telling her that we all know how much of a whore she is. All we’re saying is that not too many wholesome chicks out there change boyfriends ever few weeks and she were anybody else, the media would screw the Taylor Swift love-fest & go straight to the “What a fucking whore!” card.

Anyway, these pics were snapped on Friday as Taylor donned a red polka-dot bikini and cruised on the beach with boyfriend #352 Conor Kennedy in Cape Cod, Mass. It’s nice to see that she’s spreading her whoresome STDs into politics. So, who’s looking forward to the shitty songs to come out of this relationship?!

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Blue Carpet Ladies @ VH1′s 2012 Do Something Awards

 early in the evening, before sex by 5

VH1's 2012 Do Something Awards Red Carpet LadiesPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Gillian Zinser, Bella Throne, Hope Solo, Kristen Bell & Olivia Munn

What’s our secret tagline again? Oh yeah, “You Saw It Here Last!”

These are all but useless now that this award show happened on Sunday (3 years ago in Internet Time), but hey, it’ll be a good reference point for the archives years down the road. We’ve included all the notable attendees in the gallery—even some who’ll make you go, “WTF?! Why would anybody pay for these photos?!.” Don’t forget to hit the gallery & leave your thoughts!

Anyway, the 2012 Do Something Awards will air on VH1 Tuesday, August 21, so make sure you bastards tune in. In the meantime, here’s more juice about the award show for those of you guys who don’t know anything:

Formerly called the BR!CK Awards, the awards culminated in 1996 to recognize young people under the age of 25 who have done outstanding work in their communities and the world. The Do Something Awards include both young people involved in activism and individuals from the entertainment industry who have dedicated their time to activism and charity. The top 5 Do Something Awards receive a $10,000 community grant, while the grand prize winner receives a $100,000 grant to push its community projects forward. The Awards were broadcast for the first time in 2007. In 2011, the Do Something Awards was hosted by Jane Lynch at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles, California, and was broadcast on Vh1.[11] The list of performers include Demi Lovato, Foster the People, OneRepublic featuring B.o.B. and many other celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert, Kristen Bell, Nick Cannon, David Beckham and Kim Kardashian. Wiki

VH1's 2012 Do Something Awards Red Carpet LadiesPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Jena Sims, Layla Kayleigh, Anna Trebunskaya, Laura Goven & Nicole Murphy
VH1's 2012 Do Something Awards Red Carpet LadiesPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Sophia Bush, Aubrey Plaza, Elle Kemper, Margaret Judson, & LisaRaye McCoy

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Fashionable Sugar Daddies @ 2012 VH1 Do Something Awards

 early in the evening, before sex by 0

Fashionable Sugar Daddies @ 2012 VH1 Do Something AwardsPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Flo Rida & his woman, will.i.am, Chris Bosh & Nick Cannon

Like we said on a different post, we’re carving out a niche market which in bottom-feeding world of independently owned & operated celebrity gossip sites, so enjoy all the fashionable sugar daddies spotted at yesterday’s 2012 VH1 Do Something Awards. The award show will air on Tuesday, August 20. For more info, hit the official website >>

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Marica Pellegrinelli’s Polka Dot Bikini Pics Bring The Links!

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 6

Photo Credit: Via Hollywood Tuna

- Carmen Electra Topless For Lovecat Magazine [HollywoodTuna]
- Kim Kardashian Broke Kris Humphries’ Parent’s Marriage, Too [The Superficial]
- Mimi & Minaj! [Lainey's Gossip]
- D.B. Sweeney called Robert Pattinson a “douche” & Twihards attacked him [Celebitchy]
- Oh Carrie Underwood… I would never hurt you
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Ashley Greene Makes A Seriously Leggy Car Exit [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Katrina Darling [Heavy]
- AMANDA SEYFRIED HARD NIPPLES IN WORK OUT GEAR OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]

- Ryan Lochte Loves His Gold Medal [The Blemish]
- One’s Corgis Got “Overexcited” With A Lower-Ranking Dog [Socialite Life]
- But Phyllis Diller Was Supposed To Live Forever! [Dlisted]
- Did Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Have A Secret Wedding? [Evil Beet]
- The 25 Hottest Canadian Actresses You Should Know About [Complex]
- LIAM HEMSWORTH AND AMBER HEARD ARE FILMING “PARANOIA” [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Tony Scott had brain cancer [Celebslam]

- JOJO’S SHITTY ASS IN A BIKINI FOR INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Hey, Look, It’s Jennifer Aniston In A Bra! [The Superficial]
- Which Ass-Kicking Babe Would Top Your List For The Planned All-Female Expendables?
[Pajiba]
- Katy Perry Gets Naked For Big Oil Companies [Celeb Jihad]
- Britney Spears Actually Looks Pretty Hot Again [BroBible]
- Debra messing and Christian Borle Talk A Walk On “Smash” Set [Caught On Set]

- Breaking Bad: Season 5, Ep 6 Review [Lainey's Gossip]
- Marica Pellegrinelli’s Sweet Polka Dot Bikini Pics [HollywoodTuna]
- Kendall Jenner Is Appropriate [The Superficial]
- Candice Swanepoel Works Out Her Drop Dead Sexy Little Body [Popoholic]

- Lady Gaga’s Bodyguard Takes Out a Fan [Yeeeah!]
- Maria Menounos Rock Hard Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- The Queen’s Corgis Are A Bunch Of Gangsta Bitches [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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VH1′s Do Something Awards: Lea Michele vs Ashley Greene

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 7

Lea MichelePhoto Credit: WENN

These were snapped yesterday at the 2012 VH1′s Do Something Awards held at the Barker Hanger in Santa Monica. People always love a good ‘ole matchup, right?

About the award show:

Formerly called the BR!CK Awards, the awards culminated in 1996 to recognize young people under the age of 25 who have done outstanding work in their communities and the world. The Do Something Awards include both young people involved in activism and individuals from the entertainment industry who have dedicated their time to activism and charity. The top 5 Do Something Awards receive a $10,000 community grant, while the grand prize winner receives a $100,000 grant to push its community projects forward. The Awards were broadcast for the first time in 2007. In 2011, the Do Something Awards was hosted by Jane Lynch at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles, California, and was broadcast on Vh1.[11] The list of performers include Demi Lovato, Foster the People, OneRepublic featuring B.o.B. and many other celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert, Kristen Bell, Nick Cannon, David Beckham and Kim Kardashian. Source

Ashley GreenePhoto Credit: WENN

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Jennifer Nicole Lee Covers SFG’s Summer White Hot issue

 in the middle of the afternoon by 3

Jennifer Nicole Lee, SFG MagazinePhoto Credit: Splash News OnlinePictured: Jennifer Nicole Lee and Bonnie Kilpatrick

Normally we’re used to seeing fattie-turned-fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee in skimpy bikinis, but over the weekend the mom-of-two donned a somewhat see-thru lace dress and hosted the White Hot Party to help launch South Florida Guide magazine‘s summer White Hot issue. The one reason this woman is famous is because she reportedly lost 200lbs after having her two kids & then proceeding to become a health icon.

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Maria Menounos in the Running For 2012′s Best Red Carpet Booty Award (VH1′s Do Something Awards)

 after a late four martini lunch by 7

Maria Menounos Best Booty AwardPhoto Credit: WENN

So yeah, as you guys know, in the spirit of getting hot celebrities together on the red carpet in skimpy clothes, shrewd marketing execs at VH1 concocted the Do Something Awards. The star-studded event was held at the Barker Hanger in Santa Monica featured a long list of names that we’ll get up in a few mins, but we first wanted to pay some solo respects to Maria Menounos & her booty! GOD DAAYUM!

About the award show:

Formerly called the BR!CK Awards, the awards culminated in 1996 to recognize young people under the age of 25 who have done outstanding work in their communities and the world. The Do Something Awards include both young people involved in activism and individuals from the entertainment industry who have dedicated their time to activism and charity. The top 5 Do Something Awards receive a $10,000 community grant, while the grand prize winner receives a $100,000 grant to push its community projects forward. The Awards were broadcast for the first time in 2007. In 2011, the Do Something Awards was hosted by Jane Lynch at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles, California, and was broadcast on Vh1.[11] The list of performers include Demi Lovato, Foster the People, OneRepublic featuring B.o.B. and many other celebrities such as Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Adam Lambert, Kristen Bell, Nick Cannon, David Beckham and Kim Kardashian. Source

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L.A.: Jessica Alba Continues Her Out & About Stylish Streak

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 1

Jessica Alba in L.A.Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; WENN

Jessica Alba, whether she’s in the businesswoman mindset or out for a casual outing with her daughters, the woman simply can’t go wrong from a style standpoint this summer. The actress & tech entrepreneur was seen first working a light summer dress in L.A. while out for lunch with a friend & then yesterday she was spotted catwalking in a pair of Docs along the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Hollywood Blvd. looking very business sexy.
Jessica Alba in L.A.Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News; WENN

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