Kinda blurry & definitely not up to par with with what we’re used to from Kate Upton, but nevertheless, she was out & about SoHo on Friday afternoon (August 17) chatting away on her iPhone. The Sports Illustrated cover girl was pimping Reebok ZigTech kicks & a blue Nike workout top and appeared to be walking home after hitting the gym.
In more important news, the all-American hottie from Michigan (hence the D-Town hat) recently revealed in an interview that she would consider dating heartbroken “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson. As you guys know, the dude pretty much holds an all-access pass to every phun-nanny on the planet & he’ll soon realize that getting cheated on by his former girlfriend Kristen Stewart was the best thing that could happen to him.
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Moo. Zod is going ape shit Loool.
You're blinded by her giant tits.
fat ass hoe
Wow! With open mouth and closed eyes, no words are escaping......... Kate Upton is absolutely breath-taking!!! A perfect 10! :O
Fucking eat penguin shit, you ass-spelunker! And what the fuck are you? Oh, that's right... you're a stupid puddle of a homeless man's urine! So fuck off!! ><
Listen, you donkey-raping shiteater! That's totally not cool and uncalled for. You can't just go around saying stuff like that about Kate Upton. Why, you know what you are? You're a little bitch. That's right, you're a bitch, and I bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't you? You should just kill yourself right now you slow-witted rectal belch! >:O
She's already a baby calf
I know, right?! What guy wouldn't be on that at that drop of a hat! DAMN!!! I wouldn't even wait for the fucking hat! lol :)
god all you fucking haters are fucking retarded it's unbelievable! I knew 1 in 4 people were dumb but goddamn this is so sad. do I seriously need to smack some sense in everybody or are you all just fucking blind? Kate Upton is a knockout and nothing's ever going to change that!
About another 10 lbs and she'll be a Kelly Brook double.
Why would this amazon want to date the skinny vampire R.Puttz unless she wanted to beat his ass?
It's not that she's even fat, she just has an odd Kesha shaped body, plus she's doughy. Toning up is her only hope.
If she had announced that she would date me, i would be in bed with her the very same day!
i give her 2 weeks till she's obese
She'll be a cow in her late 20's. Or when she gets knocked up. So far im 2 for 2 on this.
she looks pretty good in workout clothes, and her staying in shape will keep the haters away