Shocker: Taylor Swift Opts For The Polka-Dot Grandma Bikini.

Taylor Swift Bikini PicsPhoto Credit: INF Photo

Aaah, Taylor Swift! You either love her or you hate her, but there’s definitely no middle ground.

Sometimes I feel like grabbing this chick by the shoulders & shaking her violently while telling her that we all know how much of a whore she is. All we’re saying is that not too many wholesome chicks out there change boyfriends ever few weeks and she were anybody else, the media would screw the Taylor Swift love-fest & go straight to the “What a fucking whore!” card.

Anyway, these pics were snapped on Friday as Taylor donned a red polka-dot bikini and cruised on the beach with boyfriend #352 Conor Kennedy in Cape Cod, Mass. It’s nice to see that she’s spreading her whoresome STDs into politics. So, who’s looking forward to the shitty songs to come out of this relationship?!

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Bolt Uprite
Bolt Uprite

Now that she thinks she's a Kennedy she knows she must maintain a certain public decorum. It's the private stuff where they go gonzo.

LaLa
LaLa

Awful posture and disgusting bikini.

supersecret0
supersecret0

Too wholesome act your fucking age Taylor.