These are adds to our earlier set of Miranda Kerr Bikini pics from this morning. Check those here >>>
Obvious prerequisites for the gig include:
1. The ability to carry at least 100 lbs on our your shoulders
2. Withstand sweat created by said supermodel’s upper thighs
3. Withstand odors that might be released by said supermodel’s upper thighs.
4. In rare cases, said supermodel might have an orgasm, so you have to withstand bodily fluids leaking onto the back of your neck & shoulders.
It’s nice to see that Russell Simmons was flexing his sugar daddy muscles as he dolled up his date Tatiana before hitting the “For A Good Time, Call…” red carpet premiere last night held at Regal Union Square in NYC. God damn, where did Russ pick up this chick?! Looks like she has a great personality (behind closed doors). OW!
And, since we know all your eyes on his kicks, here’s a closer look:
Photo Credit: WENN
Vanessa Hudgens was spotted yesterday as she headed to the gym in Los Angeles wearing a tanktop that said to “Find The Beast” while sporting a cap that read “Faith”. Our guess is that sales for these items at your local L.A. boutique have gone up since it’s good enough for Vanessa. As you know, Vanessa’s next role is in the Nicolas Cage film The Frozen Groundl along with John Cusack and 50 Cent. Vanessa stars as Cindy Paulson, you can catch a sneak peek of Vanessa’s stripper character. Anyways, the film is set to hit theaters on November 30th, here’s some plot info:
The Frozen Ground is based on the true story of Alaskan detective Glenn Flothe (called Sgt. Jack Halcombe in the movie). Halcombe (Nicolas Cage) sets out to end the murderous rampage of Robert Hansen (John Cusack), a serial killer who has silently stalked the streets of Anchorage for more than 13 years. As the bodies of Anchorage women start to add up, Sgt. Halcombe goes on a personal manhunt to find the killer. When 17 year old Cindy Paulson (Vanessa Hudgens) escapes Hansen’s unspeakable violence, she believes the law will take him down. Instead she finds herself, once again, fighting for her life. With her only ally, the unlikely Sgt. Halcombe, Paulson is determined to bring a serial killer to justice. [Wiki]
UK celebrities from the d-list and lower were out in full effect last night at the launch celebration of the new clothing line “Lipstick Boutique” by Jessica Wright at Soho Sanctum Hotel in London. Instead of bothering with most of the attendees who’d garner the “Who?” reaction we figured to focus solely on two, the host, who’ll still get a bunch of “Who?” reactions and Jessica-Jane Clement who is a somewhat regular to the site whenever she shows up for red carpet events. Anyways, if you can’t get enough of Jessica Wright then hit up the Lipstick Boutique website where she’s plastered all over the site plugging her goods for sale. To answer the “Who?” question, Jessica Wright made her way to our site via her appearance on The Only Way Is Essex, that’s about it.
The Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week is going down in Sydney this week & with spring & summer slowly creeping into the mix Down Under, it’s a great time for designers to showcase the latest in Australian Swimwear. Some of the models on the runway were worth our time, so hope you bastards enjoy…
Audrina Patridge was amongst the celebrities (if that’s what you want to call her) in attendance of Day Two of the Magic Fashion And Apparel Trade Show held at the Las Vegas Convention Center. Audrina made appearance along with boyfriend Corey Bohan as Audrina spent the day at Australian brand, Abyss by Abby’s booth plugging some of her favorite pieces for the upcoming season with designer Abby Kheir. Audrina wore one of Abyss by Abby’s faux leather “Rebel” dress; that’s what the photo caption tells us. Magic wraps up tomorrow and for more info, visit MagicOnline.com.
Photo Credit: WENNPictured: Lauren Miller and Seth Rogen, Mercedes Masohn, Paul Rudd, Sami Gayle
Last night’s big premiere was for Seth Rogen’s latest comedy “For A Good Time Call…,” also starring Justin Long, Ari Graynor, Mimi Rogers, Nia Vardalos, Mark Webber and James Wolk. The film will hit theaters on August 31. If the NYC premiere at Union Square was so damn hot, just think of what the L.A. premiere will look like! OWWW!!
Anyway, here’s more juice about the film:
Katie and Lauren are two incompatible roommates, their differences become more apparent went a disapproving Lauren learns of her roommate’s occupation as a phone sex operator. However, after Lauren loses her job she joins forces with Katie to create a highly lucrative phone sex business and eventually joins her as a second operator. In the process of their venture, both girls start to become firm friends. However, a betrayal will threaten this new-found harmony. Wiki
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures Paris Hilton signs autographs for fans while waiting for her car troubles to end in Beverly Hills. AAA was called to the scene after Hilton’s Lexus wouldn’t start in the parking garage. After a bit of tinkering, they finally got it going and Paris rode off. I’m just shocked that AAA guys know how to fix a Lexus LFA.
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