SYDNEY: HOLY SHISH KABOB! Miranda Kerr Did A Bikini Photo Shoot!

Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr Bikini Shoot in SydneyPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

It definitely took a long ass time, but Miranda Kerr finally pulled through for her creepy/obsessive fan base ran around a beach in Sydney wearing a bikini. This looks similar to one of those VS shoots, but those are normally done in the Caribbean as opposed to thousands of miles away in Sydney, Australia.

Miranda looked absolutely flawless during the shoot, but who knows what these photos will look like once the airbrush team gets their slimy hands on them. One thing is for sure though, more women need to start drinking that green juice to help flex their post-baby hottie muscles. Then again, I guess being a Victoria’s Secret model in the first place has gotta help things in the hotness department, right?

Just look at that lighting guy! I bet he hasn’t taken a lunch break in years! That son of a bitch. While most of us are stuck doing shitty jobs, that guy gets paid to look at chicks like Miranda Kerr shake their bikini bodies a few feet away from him.

  • Dinodan2

    I usually like a woman with more up top, but I like her small, perky tits.

    • dinodan1

      The first part of your comment is a disgrace to your username

  • Well she may be all some dudes would dream about, but in my opinion, I can think of a few other chicks I’d rather play with it..not saying I wouldn’t, just wouldn’t be my first choice, if I had my pick.

  • huge fan, unconventional looks make her elite

  • Noah

    if you like your chiquitas trim and fit with perky tits and white girl booty, and i do, than miranda is scorching hot.

  • McP

    Bastardly is new, but Miranda’s face is still ugly.

    • Anonymous

      Give me all the thumbs down you want, the total thumbs down for my profile will still be zero. Miranda is ugly, ugly ugly, ugly.

  • Meh

    Too… bony.

  • Moe

    we really got get the hater alert back… god damn.

  • hank hill

    no boobs. pass

  • bryanzee

    as a non cavemanish male I approve