2012 MTV VMAs: Taylor Swift Channels The Sexy Secretary Inside Her

Taylor Swift @ MTV VMAs 2012Photo Credit: WENN

Hey, at least she didn’t wear a flowery dress w/ hearts and rainbows on it, right? Come to think of it, the only thing good about her closing performance was the fact that she wore barely-there short-shorts, but the performance was atrocious for everyone over the age of 17 or 18. Something tells me that MTV execs wanted Kanye to do the closing, but the dude flaked at the very last second b/c his skanky-ho girlfriend Kim Kardashian had prior engagements (NY Fashion Week). Kanye don’t forget your fans, you bastards!! Whatever happened to “Bros Over Hos?”