Posts from May 21, 2013

Salma Hayek Promotes “Savages” In London; Where’s Blake?

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 10

Salma HayekPhoto Credit: WENN

- Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Agua de Coco Video [HollywoodTuna]
- Chick-Fil-A Stops Donations To Anti-Gay Groups [The Superficial]
- Karl takes it back…but not really [Lainey's Gossip]
- Madonna on Lady Gaga: “I do love her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery.” [Celebitchy]
- Here’s Sofia Vergara In A Pepsi Commercial. When She Was 17.
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Anne Hathaway Looking Depressingly Hot [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Kristen Stewart
[Heavy]
- CANDICE SWANEPOEL HOT FOR VICTORIA’S SECRET OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- MISS APPEAL: MISS HAZE OF 40LOVE [MassAppeal]

- Nina Agdal Is Your 2012 Ms. End-of-Summer Pick-Me-Up [Esquire]
- Lindsay Lohan Is in the ‘Liz & Dick’ Poster [The Blemish]
- More Creepy Busty Girl Dancing [Viralosity.tv]
- Inside Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson’s ‘Dramatic Makeup’ [Socialite Life]
- Zsa Zsa Gabor Barely Found Out That Her Leg Was Amputated [Dlisted]
- Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are Ready to Talk About Their Marital Woes (For the Cameras) [Evil Beet]
- Gallery: 30 Vintage Photos of Hot NFL Cheerleaders [Complex]
- DREW BARRYMORE CAN’T WAIT TO START HER FAMILY [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Lindsay Lohan sees Amanda Bynes’ shoplifting, raises her a hit and run [Celebslam]

- SYLVIE VAN DER VAART STUPID FACES FOR SOME LINGERIE COMPANY OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Monica Lewinsky Paid $12 Million To Write About Putting Bill Clinton’s Penis In Her Mouth. USA! [The Superficial]
- Heidi Klum Topless Thong Pic [Pajiba]
- The 9 Saddest Moments from Kids’ Movies [Pajiba]
- The Sultry Tina Johnson is a Model You Should Get to Know [BroBible]
- Michael Fassbender Gives A Warm Hello To A Friend On “The Counselor” Set [Caught On Set]

- Aisha Tyler: Proto Funny/Girl [Lainey's Gossip]
- Arianny Celeste 2013 Calendar Video Shoot [HollywoodTuna]
- Lindsay Lohan Arrested In New York For Pulling An Amanda Bynes [The Superficial]
- Maria Menounos Does It “Gangnam Style” [Popoholic]

- Jennifer Aniston Addresses “Rumors” in Smart Water Parody [Yeeeah!]
- Tailpipe Burger Cooking [The Grumpiest]
- Robsten Is 4EVA Unbroken, So Says People Magazine [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Salma Hayek & Oliver StoneSalma Hayek & Oliver Stone

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Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Jessica Alba: MoeJackson MILF Matchup

 in the middle of the afternoon by 10

Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica AlbaPhoto Credit: WENN, FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Alba

Two of our favorite MILFs were spotted running errands with daughters in hand yesterday. Alessandra, fresh off her workout, took Anja and Noah out in West Hollywood while Jessica Alba was out with Honor Marie making a donation at Baby2Baby in L.A. Both of these fine ladies have had two children and have both bounced back to look as delicious as ever… can’t say the same for Jessica Simpson. Anyway, even when not trying to look hot the both of them definietly caught our eye and so gives us a reminder that… wait for it… DAAAAAAMMMMNNN YOOOOOOOU JAAAAAAMMIIEEEE MAAAAZUUUUUR!!!! DAAAAAAMMMMNNN YOOOOOOOU CAAAAASSHHH WAAAAAAAARREEEEEEEN!!!!

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MIAMI: Bikini-Clad Jennifer Nicole Lee Pimps Her Beats by Dre Headphones While Rollerblading

 after a late four martini lunch by 5

Jennifer Nicole Lee Pimps Beats By Dr. Dre Headphones & PoweradePhoto Credit: Splash News Online

We can only hope that this is a legitimate product placement & that fitness queen Jennifer Nicole Lee is getting some cash pushed her way from shrewd marketing peeps at Beats Electronics (which is co-owned by Dr. Dre, Jimmy Iovine, HTC). These latest photos were snapped earlier this afternoon as Jennifer Nicole Lee was seen in a itty-bitty pink bikini while rollerblading around Miami Beach.

Most people would consider her antics somewhat cheap & desperate, but hey, she worked hard for this body after popping out two kids, so why not flaunt it every chance she gets? It’s not like she’s gonna look like this when she’s 60 or 70. For the record, JNL is 37.

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Haley King Is Selena Gomez’s Busty Poolside Friend! OWW!

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Selena Gomez & Haley KingPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

So, you guys remember that chick laying next to Selena Gomez at the pool in Miami? Well, that’s Selena’s extremely busty, 18-year-old friend Haley King. We put our Creepy Bastardly Stalker caps on & dug around the net only to find a healthy mixture of content that should hold over most of you bastards until Haley’s agent realizes that he’s repping red carpet gold.

Even though Selena Gomez is 20, I still think Haley looks about 2-3 year older in comparison, but is it really Selena’s fault that she looks like a 10 year old? We don’t think so. That’ll be her biggest asset as her career progresses since Hollywood refuses to touch women as they approach 30.

Sadly for Selena, When you pit these two chicks side by side, I’m pretty sure Selena’s overshadowed by Haley & crazy rack, so having said that, Selena better watch her back when it comes to double dating with this chick. There’s just no way in hell that Justin Bieber isn’t a little curious about this chick, but then again, we might be completely underestimating Selena’s big X Factor (i.e. her freaky nature behind closed doors).

Anyway, here are a couple videos of Haley workin’ mojo. The first is some red carpet footage of Haley King at the NYLON Magazine Annual May Young Hollywood Issue Party held at Roosevelt Hotel in Los Angeles (May 9). The second video features Haley going skydiving. Coupled with these videos & photos from the Nylon Magazine event, we’ve also included a collection of recent Twitter pics.

And finally, here’s more from Wiki:

Haley King (born October 20, 1993) is an American teen actress. She is the younger sister of Kelli King and older sister of Joey King who are also actresses. King has landed guest roles in many TV shows and has been nominated several times for Young Artist Award: best guest-starring young actress. She currently stars as Adriana Masters in the family drama Hollywood Heights.

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NYC: Fashionable Attendees @ New Yorkers for Children Fall Gala

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

Lindsay Ellingson, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica White, Selita EbanksPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Lindsay Ellingson, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica White, Selita Ebanks

The New Yorkers for Children Fall Gala to Benefit Youth in Foster Care took place last night at Cipriani in New York City on a rainy night. Honored at the event was Justin Tuck of the New York Giants will be honored with the Nicholas Scoppetta Child Welfare Award for his support of NYFC’s educational programming and work combating childhood illiteracy. For more info on the event and to learn how you can donate, visit the New Yorkers For Children website.

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NYC: Ladies Who Attended Conde Nast Traveler Celebration of “The Visionaries”

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3

Olivia Wilde, Sarah Silverman, Serinda Swan, Susan SarandonPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Olivia Wilde, Sarah Silverman, Serinda Swan, Susan Sarandon

The Conde Nast Traveler Celebration of “The Visionaries” and 25 Years of Truth In Travel was held at Alice Tully Hall in New York City. So we’re not exactly sure what the point of this event was but according to this report, apparently the Four Seasons Resrots Maldives won a bunch of awards. So rather than try to dig up more info on the event we’ll just get straight to the poll…

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WeHo: Ladies Who Attended CBS 2012 Fall Premiere Party

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Sophia BushPhoto Credit: WENN; Pictured: Sophia Bush

The CBS 2012 Fall Premiere Party was held at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood last night with stars from current and new shows making an appearance. CBS will debut several new shows including Partners which stars Sophia Bush post-One Tree Hill. In addition, look for the new shows Vegas, Made in Jersey, and Elementary. The new season starts up next Monday with How I Met Your Mother at 8pm. For more info on the new shows and schedule, visit CBS.com.

Natalie Martinez, Janet Montgomery, Cobie Smulders, AJ CookPhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Natalie Martinez, Janet Montgomery, Cobie Smulders, AJ Cook

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NYC: Ladies Who Attended “Dredd 3D” Screening

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Coco Austin, Olivia Thirlby, Savannah WisePhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Coco Austin, Olivia Thirlby, Savannah Wise

Dredd is the upcoming film unrelated to the Sly Stallone Judge Dredd but based on the 2000 AD comic strip “Judge Dredd”. It stars Karl Urban as Judge Dredd and Olivia Thirlby as Judge Cassandra Anderson. The film made its premiere at Comic Con in San Diego and has already been released in the UK. Look for it in US theaters this Friday, September 21st. For the entire plot, visit the Dredd Wiki page but for more info, visit the Dredd official website.

In a violent, futuristic city where the police have the authority to act as judge, jury and executioner, a cop teams with a trainee to take down a gang that deals the reality-altering drug, SLO-MO. [IMDb]

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