So, is Heidi still paying this Martin dude or what? The guy has to be making a living somewhere, right? Maybe he can become a bodyguard for another former Victoria’s Secret model while banging Heidi?! Hmm…
Just think of all the kinky sex these two enjoyed while Heidi was going through oh-so-painful divorce with Seal (and, that’s assuming Heidi controlled herself before the divorce)! We’re talkin’ hotel sex while Heidi was on the road, sex in the middle of the night after Heidi puts to sleep one of her kids who frantically woke up after having a bad dream, prolonged tantric sex while the kids are hanging w/ Seal, late-night limo sex after “Project Runway” shootings ran late, etc., etc. Feel free to add to the list in the comments.
These latest photos were snapped on Saturday afternoon as Heidi enjoyed a day out with her new boyfriend & her kids in Los Angeles. The clan was hitting up her son Henry’s football game. Following the game, Heidi, who rocked an oversized t-shirt (for easy access), ripped jeans (thanks a lot, Martin!) and sandals, walked closely with her youngest daughter Lou to the car while Martin carried a small cooler & beach chairs. These two appeared way too comfortable around each other, so I’m gonna go out on a limb as assume they were banging way before Heidi announced the divorce.
Let’s hope she didn’t eat a bean & cheese burrito while dining @ Pink Taco for obvious reasons. These were snapped on Saturday as the “90210″ star was seen getting a piggy back ride from her model boyfriend Josh Beech after leaving Pink Taco in Hollywood. More celebrities need to get piggy back rides while wearing short shorts! Let’s hope this is the start of a New Hollywood Trend! OW!!
The regular referees were back for the first Sunday of this season but that didn’t stop teams from executing on offense to their full potential. Yes, i’m excluding the Jets when i’m referring to offense. The juggernaut team of the week on offense was the Patriots, who came from behind by scoring 45 points in the second half. Surprisingly enough, most of the offense didn’t include Tom Brady but instead was led by breakout performances in their running game. This week i’m giving individual performance of the week to Falcons WR Roddy White (169 yds, 2 TDs) who had an incredible game, including big 59-yard catch and run to just about secure the victory for the Falcons. Just like the Falcons, the Arizona Cardinals also avoided an upset in a close games. Both teams are two of the three undefeated teams left in the league (along with the Texans) but who is the leading contender? If I had to bet i’d probably go with Houston at this point but there’s still a lot of season left to play.
Not every team in the league enjoyed an offense that executed effectively, look no farther than two teams: the Jets and the Raiders. Not being able to score a touchdown in an entire game means there’s something wrong with your offense. I’ll give the Raiders a slight pass because Peyton Manning (30-38, 338 yds, 3 TDs) looked like the old Manning that we’re all used to. The Jets on the other hand. Their abysmal performance against the 49ers (Niners won 34-0) can’t be solved by just one or two fixes. What happened to the team we saw in the first week? Is it time for a full-time Tebow job over there? Also, who would’ve predicted before the season that the Saints would be one of the last teams that didn’t have a victory?
Tonight’s Monday game: Chicago Bears AT Dallas Cowboys (-3) Yes, i’ll be in the stands for tonight’s game!
while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Jackson9
Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures
Taylor Swift is in Paris to film her latest music video and in it she has this whole Maria Von Trapp “Sound of Music” thing going as she rides a bicycle around Place de Furstenberg at St Germain des Pres. In a few weeks we’ll have Taylor fourth studio album released. “Red” is scheduled to be released on October 22nd (yeah, mark your calendars, right?) but you’ve already been blasted for awhile now by the lead single “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. In true Taylor Swift fashion she wrote 10 of the 16 tracks on the album. Additionally, lucky for you the second single “Begin Again” is already available on iTunes and is set to hit Country Music radio today. And better yet (sense the sarcasm), the title track “Red” will be available on iTunes tomorrow.
while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Jackson1
Photo Credit: WENN
Pictured: Frankie Sanford, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, Vanessa White
The Saturdays (Frankie Sanford, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, Vanessa White) are currently in L.A. doing some recording their next album, and first U.S. record deal, with Island Def Jam and Rodney Jenkins. The groupe’s latest single “What About Us” will server as their first USA and Worldwide Release currently scheduled to come out in January 2013. Bottomline is that the group continues to make trips back and forth between London and L.A. so there’s double the possible exposure for all five of the ladies that likely most people stateside have no idea who they are.
Here’s their performance of “What About Us” from Perez Hilton’s “One Night In LA” party after the MTV VMA Awards:
The Padres Contra El Cancer Gala themed “Escape to Carnaval: A Weekend of Rhythm & HOPE” took place over the weekend in Las Vegas at the New Tropicana Las Vegas, hosted by Eva Longoria. The purpose of the event was to benefit children with cancer and their families, raising funds and providing awareness to pediatric cancer. Amongst the honorees were Mattel Children’s Hospital UCLA and Metta World Peace from the L.A. Lakers for their contributions to the pediatric cancer community. For more info, visit the Padres Contra El Cancer website.
And here are Eva and Dania at the official Padres Gala after party at TAO in The Venetian.
Photo Credit: WENN, Pictured: Dania Ramirez, Eva Longoria
Heather Graham drove all her co-jury members at the Zürich Film Festival a little crazy at a special dinner held for them on Friday evening. We’re pretty sure at least one of the dudes on the panel got to motorboat Heather behind closed before the festival ended last night (ran from Sept. 20 thru 30).
With the festival’s closing, here are the final awards, just in case some of you bastards are into watching somewhat low-key films that fly under the radar: