Posts from June 14, 2013

Heidi Klum & Bodyguard-Turned-Boyfriend Martin Kristen Appear Comfortable in Public

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Heidi Klum and bodyguard-turned-boyfriend Martin KristenPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News

So, is Heidi still paying this Martin dude or what? The guy has to be making a living somewhere, right? Maybe he can become a bodyguard for another former Victoria’s Secret model while banging Heidi?! Hmm…

Just think of all the kinky sex these two enjoyed while Heidi was going through oh-so-painful divorce with Seal (and, that’s assuming Heidi controlled herself before the divorce)! We’re talkin’ hotel sex while Heidi was on the road, sex in the middle of the night after Heidi puts to sleep one of her kids who frantically woke up after having a bad dream, prolonged tantric sex while the kids are hanging w/ Seal, late-night limo sex after “Project Runway” shootings ran late, etc., etc. Feel free to add to the list in the comments.

These latest photos were snapped on Saturday afternoon as Heidi enjoyed a day out with her new boyfriend & her kids in Los Angeles. The clan was hitting up her son Henry’s football game. Following the game, Heidi, who rocked an oversized t-shirt (for easy access), ripped jeans (thanks a lot, Martin!) and sandals, walked closely with her youngest daughter Lou to the car while Martin carried a small cooler & beach chairs. These two appeared way too comfortable around each other, so I’m gonna go out on a limb as assume they were banging way before Heidi announced the divorce.

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BREAKING!! Shenae Grimes Gets Piggy Back Ride After Leaving Pink Taco!

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Shenae Grimes Gets A Piggy Back Ride!Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

Let’s hope she didn’t eat a bean & cheese burrito while dining @ Pink Taco for obvious reasons. These were snapped on Saturday as the “90210″ star was seen getting a piggy back ride from her model boyfriend Josh Beech after leaving Pink Taco in Hollywood. More celebrities need to get piggy back rides while wearing short shorts! Let’s hope this is the start of a New Hollywood Trend! OW!!

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Another Sunday of NFL action highlighted by offense and close finishes

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The regular referees were back for the first Sunday of this season but that didn’t stop teams from executing on offense to their full potential. Yes, i’m excluding the Jets when i’m referring to offense. The juggernaut team of the week on offense was the Patriots, who came from behind by scoring 45 points in the second half. Surprisingly enough, most of the offense didn’t include Tom Brady but instead was led by breakout performances in their running game. This week i’m giving individual performance of the week to Falcons WR Roddy White (169 yds, 2 TDs) who had an incredible game, including big 59-yard catch and run to just about secure the victory for the Falcons. Just like the Falcons, the Arizona Cardinals also avoided an upset in a close games.  Both teams are two of the three undefeated teams left in the league (along with the Texans) but who is the leading contender? If I had to bet i’d probably go with Houston at this point but there’s still a lot of season left to play.

Not every team in the league enjoyed an offense that executed effectively, look no farther than two teams: the Jets and the Raiders. Not being able to score a touchdown in an entire game means there’s something wrong with your offense. I’ll give the Raiders a slight pass because Peyton Manning (30-38, 338 yds, 3 TDs) looked like the old Manning that we’re all used to. The Jets on the other hand. Their abysmal performance against the 49ers (Niners won 34-0) can’t be solved by just one or two fixes. What happened to the team we saw in the first week? Is it time for a full-time Tebow job over there? Also, who would’ve predicted before the season that the Saints would be one of the last teams that didn’t have a victory?

Tonight’s Monday game: Chicago Bears AT Dallas Cowboys (-3) Yes, i’ll be in the stands for tonight’s game!

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Old Erin Heatherton Bikini Pics From Miami Bring The Links

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Erin Heatherton Bikini PicsPhoto Credit: Pacific Coast News; Remember when the Victoria’s Secret clan were doing photo shoots in Miami last month? Well, these are leftovers from that time…

- Amanda Bynes Can’t Hide Her Skinny Legs [HollywoodTuna]
- Jessica Simpson Tried To Get Lap Band Surgery [The Superficial]
- Ashley and her sister’s boyfriend [Lainey's Gossip]
- Salma Hayek was once really poor, but ‘I was very much into Chanel at the time’ [Celebitchy]
- Lindsay Lohan: “I Was Attacked!” NYPD: “LOL!” [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Lacey Chabert Busts Out Her Bodacious Birthday Curves And Cleavage [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Dianna Argon
[Heavy]
- AUBREY O’DAY’S THONG TO GET HER NOTICED OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- “THE VALLEYS” PROVES THE BRITISH HAVE TRASHY REALITY TV ON SMASH [MassAppeal]

- Christina Aguilera Admits She’s Fat [The Blemish]
- Hooters Bikini International [Viralosity.tv]
- ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race’ Queens Invade The Music Scene! [Socialite Life]
- Honey Boo Boo Is Doing A Whole Lot Of Hollerin’ Today [Dlisted]
- January Jones Is Too Important for Regular Parking Spots [Evil Beet]
- Rides Girl: Audrey Elizabeth [Complex]
- VICTORIA BECKHAM SUPPORTS SON ROMEO [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Justin Bieber yacked all over stage [Celebslam]

- MILEY CYRUS TURNS ME ON OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Actually Thinks He Won Maria Shriver Back By Making Her Look Stupid [The Superficial]
- “Homeland” — “The Smile”: Secrets and Lies
[Pajiba]
- Miley Cyrus Sucks Off Muhammad’s Ghost [Celeb Jihad]
- Macedonian Hottie Katarina Ivanovska Is ‘Great’ Indeed [BroBible]
- Weekend Winner: “Hotel Transylvania” [Caught On Set]

- Holding hands with Princess Serenity [Lainey's Gossip]
- Carmen Electra Knows How To Dress [HollywoodTuna]
- Christina Aguilera Knows That Drinking Is Bad For The Baby, Right? [The Superficial]
- Vanessa Hudgens’ Skimpy Workout Attire Keeps Getting Skimpier… [Popoholic]

- 2013 Sports Illustrated Calendar Preview [Yeeeah!]
- Sorry I’m Such An A-Hole Balloons [The Grumpiest]
- A Crazed Zombie Fan Tried To Eat Danny Bonaduce’s Cheek [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Paris: Taylor Swift Channels Her Inner Fraulein Maria from “The Sound of Music”

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Taylor SwiftPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Taylor Swift is in Paris to film her latest music video and in it she has this whole Maria Von Trapp “Sound of Music” thing going as she rides a bicycle around Place de Furstenberg at St Germain des Pres. In a few weeks we’ll have Taylor fourth studio album released. “Red” is scheduled to be released on October 22nd (yeah, mark your calendars, right?) but you’ve already been blasted for awhile now by the lead single “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together”. In true Taylor Swift fashion she wrote 10 of the 16 tracks on the album. Additionally, lucky for you the second single “Begin Again” is already available on iTunes and is set to hit Country Music radio today. And better yet (sense the sarcasm), the title track “Red” will be available on iTunes tomorrow.

…and if you didn’t get the Fraulein Maria “Sound of Music” reference.

Fraulein MariaPhoto Credit: 20th Century Fox

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L.A.: The Saturdays Paparazzi Photos Weekend In Review

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Frankie Sanford, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, Vanessa WhitePhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Frankie Sanford, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, Vanessa White

The Saturdays (Frankie Sanford, Mollie King, Rochelle Wiseman, Una Healy, Vanessa White) are currently in L.A. doing some recording their next album, and first U.S. record deal, with Island Def Jam and Rodney Jenkins. The groupe’s latest single “What About Us” will server as their first USA and Worldwide Release currently scheduled to come out in January 2013. Bottomline is that the group continues to make trips back and forth between London and L.A. so there’s double the possible exposure for all five of the ladies that likely most people stateside have no idea who they are.

Here’s their performance of “What About Us” from Perez Hilton’s “One Night In LA” party after the MTV VMA Awards:

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Las Vegas: Fashionable Ladies @ Padres Contra el Cancer’s “El Sueno de Esperanza”

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Cassie Scerbo, Dania Ramirez, Eva Longoria, Jackie GuerridoPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures
Pictured: Cassie Scerbo, Dania Ramirez, Eva Longoria, Jackie Guerrido

The Padres Contra El Cancer Gala themed “Escape to Carnaval: A Weekend of Rhythm & HOPE” took place over the weekend in Las Vegas at the New Tropicana Las Vegas, hosted by Eva Longoria. The purpose of the event was to benefit children with cancer and their families, raising funds and providing awareness to pediatric cancer. Amongst the honorees were Mattel Children’s Hospital UCLA and Metta World Peace from the L.A. Lakers for their contributions to the pediatric cancer community. For more info, visit the Padres Contra El Cancer website.

And here are Eva and Dania at the official Padres Gala after party at TAO in The Venetian.

Dania Ramirez, Eva LongoriaPhoto Credit: WENN, Pictured: Dania Ramirez, Eva Longoria

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Heather Graham Lookin’ Delicious @ Zürich Film Festival! OW!

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Heather Graham showing some cleavage in a low cut dress at the Zürich Film FestivalPhoto Credit: WENN

Heather Graham drove all her co-jury members at the Zürich Film Festival a little crazy at a special dinner held for them on Friday evening. We’re pretty sure at least one of the dudes on the panel got to motorboat Heather behind closed before the festival ended last night (ran from Sept. 20 thru 30).

With the festival’s closing, here are the final awards, just in case some of you bastards are into watching somewhat low-key films that fly under the radar:

International Feature Film Competition

WINNER: BROKEN by Rufus Norris (Great Britain)

Special Mention to:

END OF WATCH (USA) for cast ensemble

EAT SLEEP DIE (Sweden) for actress Nermina Lukac

 

International Documentary Film Competition

WINNER: THE IMPOSTER by Bart Layton (USA)

Special Mention to:

EL BELLA VISTA by Alicia Cano (Uruguay)

SOFIA’S LAST AMBULANCE by Ilian Metev (Bulgaria)

 

“Broken” Clip:

“The Imposter” Trailer:

 

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