Posts from May 14, 2013

Fashionable Jessica Biel Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Kelly Brook’s Super Sexy Nuts Photoshoot [HollywoodTuna]
- So Lady GaGa And Julian Assange Hung Out [The Superficial]
- See Granny as Grace [Lainey's Gossip]
- Richard Gere hits on married ladies in public, likely fools around on Carey Lowell [Celebitchy]
- Danny Devito Cheated On Rhea Perlman [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Jessica Biel In Leather Pants Should Be Way Hotter Than This… [Popoholic]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Elsa Pataky
[Heavy]
- EMILY BLUNT IN HARPER’S BAZAAR AUSTRALIA OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- NEW DOC LOOKS AT THE LIFE AND DEATH OF GANG STARR’S GURU [MassAppeal]

- About Christina Aguilera’s ‘Lotus’ Cover [The Blemish]
- Crazy Canyon Jump…. [Viralosity.tv]
- Blake Lively And Ryan Reynolds Attend Amber Tamblyn’s Wedding Together [PHOTOS] [The Superficial]
- Dear Nicki Minaj, Stevie Nicks Has Got Your Number [Dlisted]
- ANOTHER! REPORT!: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Back Together Again [Evil Beet]
- The 20 Most Gratuitous Girl-on-Girl Scenes in Movies [Complex]
- REGGIE BUSH’S GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Celebslam]

- LINDSAY LOHAN’S NIPPLE IN THE CANYONS TRAILER OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Tom Cruise Got Spanked By A Dude At Matt Damon’s Tranny Birthday Party [The Superficial]
- The 2013 Oscar Nominations (A Pajiba Prediction)
[Pajiba]
- Audrey Hepburn Oral Sex Pic Uncovered [Celeb Jihad]
- Is That Dubstep I Hear In Taylor Swift’s Latest Single About Loveloss, ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’? [BroBible]

- Rasta Brad [Lainey's Gossip]
- Lindsay Ellingson Lingerie Pictures [HollywoodTuna]
- Emily Blunt Might Be Ms. Marvel in ‘The Avengers 2′ [The Superficial]
- Elisabetta Canalis Gets Ultra Cleavagy For A Night Out In Milan [Popoholic]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in FHM China [Yeeeah!]
- Hulk Hogan Admits That His Best Friend’s Wife Was His Sex Tape Co-Star [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Celeb Cars: AnnaLynne McCord Perfers Black Mini Coopers & Thongs! OW!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 1

AnnaLynne McCord's Black Mini CooperPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

These were snapped earlier this month as AnnaLynne McCord was spotted cruising in her MINI Cooper S convertible. I gotta admit, I wouldn’t having one of those turbo-charged babies as a weekend fuck-around car.

As for the pics of AnnaLynne hanging with her old man (her boyfriend, by the way), they met up for a romantic breakfast in Santa Monica last Friday where 42-year-old Dominic Purcell was once again having his way with his 25-year-old play-thing.. We still don’t what exactly AnnaLynne was looking for as she gave a view of her thong, but we assuming she just wanted give all her fans a little treat.
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Texans remain undefeated as they take down Jets on MNF

 after a late four martini lunch by 1

It didn’t come as easy as the Texans planned but they did get the win against a Jets team in the middle of turbulent times. Texans RB Arian Foster led the way (29 car, 152 yds, 1 TD) as they held of the New York Jets late in the 4th quarter to take the victory 23-17.  By statistical reasoning, this is the best Texans team of all time, being the the first that they have started 5-0 in franchise history. From the eye test, it looks like they’re the Super Bowl slightly over Atlanta because of their elite running game and superior defense. As the season progresses it will be seen whether or not these two undefeated teams can keep the pace. On the other hand, the Jets woes continue at the worst times. Just as the Jets were driving late in the 4th quarter, Mark Sanchez throws another interception to kill all momentum. This time it pretty much gave the Texans the win so the question remains: is it Tebow Time for the Jets?

I wasn’t able to make a post yesterday due to real life getting in the way but I still have some lingering thoughts now that week 5 of this season has settled. What are the chances the Packers aren’t very good? Crazy to think about it after their record last season but a good team doesn’t give away a 21-3 lead to a rookie quarterback. Is this Vikings team a legit contender to make the postseason? One of these surprise teams will free fall, it happens every season. It’s between the Vikings and the Cardinals, let the games begin! The Saints got their first victory of the season late Sunday but it felt more like a choke by the Chargers than a rally by the Saints. After two weeks of absolutely demolishing teams, the 49ers will get a nice test this weekend when the Giants (the ultimate road team) come to town.

My upset pick (Browns keeping it close against the Giants) showed some real life early in the game but even the Giants woke up and the Browns became the Browns. That’s what I get for bragging about the previous week.

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Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Went House Hunting In Miami. Oh Boy.

 after a late four martini lunch by 9

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Went House Hunting In Miami. Oh Boy.Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pacific Coast News; Splash News Online

I have a feeling these latest developments might be Kanye’s answer to Kim asking him whether he actually loves her and/or whether there’s any truth to those pesky rumors that Kanye didn’t take Kim along with him to Paris Fashion Week because she embarrasses him. Hey, strolling through gorgeous million-dollar mansions in Miami Beach in exchange to continue sampling Kim’s big ole booty is worth the the trouble, right?

The couple cruised from house to house in Kim’s Rolls Royce Phantom & once they were all spent, they hit Prime One Twelve for some grub. We’re assuming they ordered the 48 oz. Porterhouse for 2 (a bargain @ $88!) so they could spend the evening burning it off in extended sessions of Tantric sex.
Kim's Rolls-Royce Phantom; Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Went House Hunting In Miami. Oh Boy.Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pacific Coast News; Splash News Online
Kanye's kicks; Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Went House Hunting In Miami. Oh Boy.Photo Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pacific Coast News; Splash News Online

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L.A.: Ashley Benson Sneaks A Smile While Catwalking Through The Grove!

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

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We’re still trying to find the source for these photos, but I couldn’t help posting these up b/c Ashley Benson, even though she’s all covered up, she still manages to exude such a crazy level of sexiness—highly underrated sexiness, we should add. For Ashley’s sake, “Spring Breakers” couldn’t release any earlier b/c I really have a feeling she’ll be the one to shine. Don’t know about you bastards, but for some reason, she reminds me of a young Charlize Theron, who’s just under the radar, but simply waiting for the right role. Stay patient Ashley…
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BREAKING!! Hilary Duff Goes Up L.A. Curb & Feeds Parking Meter!

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

Hilary DuffPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

Judging by the positioning of her fingers in the center photo, we’re assuming she used her credit card, but rest assured, our people on the ground are still investigating.

As you guys know, Hilary is skipping out on the Rodeo Drive plastic surgeons & the weight watchers contract and opting to, God forbid, struggle to burns off the baby weight. That’s why we’re treated with photos of Hilary as makes her daily trip to the gym. For the record, she gave birth to their first child, a son named Luca Cruz Comrie, on March 20, 2012.
Hilary Duff's NikesPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures

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‘Lincoln’ Officially the Early Oscar Favorite

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

“It will be a sure shot for Academy Award nominations for best picture, best director, and best actor for two-time Oscar winner winner Daniel Day-Lewis, playing America’s 16th president during the final months of his presidency as he fights for the passage of the 13th Amendment to abolish slavery.”[THR]

After premiering last night at the New York Film Festival, Steven Spielberg’s historic epic about the 16th American President, Lincoln, received a rousing ovation and plenty of observers pining in that the film is a shoo-in for every major Academy Award, including Best Picture, Best Director, and Best Actor for lead Daniel Day Lewis. Tommy lee Jones and Sally Field are also expected to pick up supporting nods for their work as Thaddeus Stevens and Mary Todd Lincoln.

So there you have it: the Oscar race is officially begun, and an early favorite has emerged. Yes, it’s typical Oscar bait, but after a few years of unconventional winners like Slumdog Millionaire, The Artist, and The Hurt Locker, it seems like the Academy is pivoting back toward a more traditional show this year. And yet they still asked Seth MacFarlane to host.

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PROMO: Ink Master Season 2 Presents: The #Tattoosday Instagram Takeover Sweepstakes

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 0

Celebrate the return of Spike TV’s Ink Master tonight with a chance to win $250 and have your best tattoo photos featured on Complex.com.

Tired of those peeps who are always posting pics of their breakfast on Instagram? Well, so are we. Don’t they get it? Bacon + Eggs + Pancakes = Snooze. Why not post pics of something interesting–like tattoos! Complex is celebrating the season 2 premiere of Ink Master on Spike TV with the the #Tattoosday InstagramTakeover Sweepstakes. Today, you can enter for a chance to win $250 and have your photo featured on the homepage of Complex.com. Entering is simple: all you need to do is post your favorite tattoo photo(s) to Instagram using the hashtag “#Tattoosday” and we’ll do the rest. One lucky user will be picked to win a $250 prize, while a number of lucky contestants will have their pics featured on Complex.com’s home page today. This is your chance to show us why your ink stands out above the rest, and show those lame breakfast braggers what Instagram should really be used for. Now, let’s see those tats, and make sure to tune into the Season 2 premiere of Ink Master tonight at 10/9c, only on Spike TV!

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