Kanye Goes Up Miami Curb; Kim Kardashian Forgets To Wear Undies To Dinner!

God damn!

How’s that for a completely random title?

Once again, it was date night for Kim Kardashian & Kanye West in Miami as the couple were spotted hitting up a very early dinner before heading back to Kim’s hotel for more Tantric sex. The big question on everyone’s mind is how many times can Kanye hit it before getting bored? Any guesses? For a guy who can presumably get with any chick on the planet, he certainly takes shit slowly with each chick.

Whatever the case, after a closer inspection of the photos, it appears Kim screwed her underwear & just went bare booty in a bootilicious skirt that left very little to the imagination. She spent about five minutes checking out her ass reflection & making sure the papz were able to snap decent photos of her ass from all angles.

In other news, there was a small piece about Kim in a recent article in UK newspaper The Guardian (since when did they start covering Kim?!) discussing her annoyance with people constantly questioning her exactly what is she does. In answering her haters, Kim goes straight for the kill, “What are you talking about? I have a hit TV show. We’ve shot more episodes than “I love Lucy!” We’ve been on the air longer than “The Andy Griffiths Show!” These are iconic shows, so it blows my mind when people say that.” Even though Kim has her own fragrance, clothing line, a partnership in family clothing store Dash, she proudly proclaims that her success is something a little more elusive. She goes on to say, “To be able to open up your life like that and to be so…if everyone could do it, everyone would. I mean, acting and singing aren’t the only ways to be talented.” (Let’s not forget that Kim can give great blowjobs & take it up the ass real well on camera.) “It’s a skill to get people to really like you, instead of a character who’s been written for you by somebody else.” Kim ended with a very curious analogy to make sense of it all, “What is my talent? A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented, but he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean.”

Umm, what the fuck? So, basically she’s still in denial about the sex tape? She should embrace that shit b/c let’s face it, it did wonders for her. Plus, if you tell most Hollywood celebrities, that they can earn $20 million a year, but they have to first release a really raunchy sex tape, I’m pretty sure 9/10 would be down!
Kanye's Kicks. Anybody able to I.D.?Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

  • I hate her as much as anyone but if given the option I still would

    • The ugly truth

      Please don’t say that.

      • skilligan

        i’m not proud, I am just being honest

      • Moe

        every guy is thinking the same thing.

    • Mack Power

      I agree with you

      Kourtney Kardashian – I actually like her. I find to be the most attractive out of the three. I would her in heart beat. She seem like a person I would mind keeping around.

      Kim Kardashian – I will say Kim has all of the right stuff. She seem like would a good fuck if only for her novelty factor of who she is.

      Khloé Kardashian – I think she lest attractive out the three. The only reason I would fuck her would be if she was offer as a package group with Kourtney & Kim for a threesome!!!

  • The ugly truth

    OMG, is that a see-through skirt?
    Thanks Kim, for ruining my week already. Vain bitch.

    • spanglylovesheels

      That is a big ugly pooper she has there. Maybe to Kanye that is paradise cove but to me it looks dark and smelly.

      • Moe

        Knowing kim, she probably throws an entire bottle of Unbreakable at the crack.

        She looks like a chick who takes of herself, that’s all…

  • McP


  • That’s one ugly ass…with no shape but a big huge enormous bump..that is just disgusting…

  • sam

    she looks AMAZING!

  • lenilovesfeet

    Nice back rolls, Kim. Kanye is one of the ugliest men I’ve ever seen, repulsive in every way. Kim is such an attention whore, I don’t believe she’d let him fuck her if he wasn’t famous.

  • Booty sweat could be an issue.