Posts from May 14, 2013

Chris Brown & His Audi R8 Convertible Bring The Links!

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 2
Chris Brown Speeds Down The Street in R8

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- Kate Upton’s Busting Out For Vogue [HollywoodTuna]
- Honey Boo Boo Endorsed Obama. Goddammit… [The Superficial]
- Shooting Posh from below [Lainey's Gossip]
- Courtney Stodden visits a plastic surgeon to verify her new face is ‘rill’ [Celebitchy]
- James Bond Might Be Bisexual In Skyfall
[IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
- Megan Fox Is Somebody’s Mom [Dlisted]
- Emma Watson Gets Surprisingly Chesty On “Ellen” [Popoholic]
- EMILY OSMENT KINDA TURNS ME ON IN SHORT SHOTS OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- SNOOP SHILLS FOR HOT POCKETS, WE LOLZ THEN CRY [MassAppeal]

- Interview With Choreographer Paul Becker [The Blemish]
- Google’s Data Center [Viralosity.tv]
- Watch: Rooney Mara Dances With Ryan Gosling, Plays With The Black Lips For Untitled Terrence Malick Project [PHOTOS & VIDEO] [Socialite Life]
- Barry O’s Ladies Did a Video Supporting Barry O [Evil Beet]
- 10 Sexy R&B Singers Who Should Make a Comeback [Complex]
- LANCE ARMSTRONG FIRED BY NIKE, STEPPING DOWN FROM LIVESTRONG [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jessica Alba hates her perfect body [Celebslam]

- KELLY OSBOURNE DOES FASHION MODELING OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Heather Clem Made Sex Tapes With Other Celebrities [The Superficial]
- The Superhero Yin and Yang: 10 Ways The Avengers and The Dark Knight Rises Can’t be Better than Each Other
[Pajiba]
- Miley Cyrus Is A Master Debater [Celeb Jihad]
- The Onion Brilliantly Satirizes the Bullsh*t Labs That Are TED Talks [BroBible]

- What you won’t see during Beyonce halftime [Lainey's Gossip]
- Natasha Barnard’s Sexy SI South Africa Photoshoot [HollywoodTuna]
- Taylor Momsen Looks Different With Clothes On And Other News [The Superficial]
- Halle Berry In Shorty Shorts? Hell Yeah! [Popoholic]

- Christina Aguilera Visits Mr. Bones’ Pumpkin Patch [Yeeeah!]
- XXX [The Grumpiest]
- Everyone Is Breaking Up With Lance Armstrong’s Doping Ass [Dlisted]

- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Bikini Pics: Olga Kurylenko Dating 50 Year Old Danny Huston!!

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Danny Huston, Olga KurylenkoPhoto Credit: FameFlynet Pictures; Pictured: Danny Huston, Olga Kurylenko

Classify this under “WHAT THE FUCK?” because 32 year old Ukranian hottie Olga Kurylenko is banging 50 year old Danny Huston?? Yes, life is unfair, isn’t it? The couple star in Starz’s Magic City where Olga plays Vera Evans and Danny as Ben “The Butcher” Diamond. The show was renewed for a second season after its intial run of eight episodes. Olga can currently be seen in Seven Psychopaths while Danny stars in the upcoming Hitchcock film. Yes, just let it soak in, this dude is currently exploring all the smooth crevices of Olga’s smokin’ bod.

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“The Carrie Diaries” Set: AnnaSophia Robb & Katie Findlay

 after a late four martini lunch by 2

Katie Findlay & AnnaSophia Robb make their way around the set of "The Carrie Diaries", the prequel to HBO's "Sex and the City"Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Pictured: Katie Findlay & AnnaSophia Robb

“The Carrie Diaries” is an upcoming drama series on The CW which is supposed to be a prequel to HBO’s “Sex and the City” and based on the book of the same name by Candace Bushnell. It’ll caters mainly to teens, so the fact that we’re writing about it is kind of sad & creepy. Then again, that can be said for 90% of our content, so I shouldn’t judge.

Here are pics of the non-jailbaits AnnaSophia Robb (18) & Katie Findlay (22) off the set as they filmed an upcoming episode of the series, which is set to premiere sometime in January 2013.

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Elisha Cuthbert, Dreama Walker, Eliza Coupe @ The Paley Center for Media

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 2

Elisha Cuthbert, Dreama Walker, Eliza CoupePhoto Credit: WENN
Pictured: Elisha Cuthbert, Dreama Walker, Eliza Coupe

Elisha Cuthbert, Dreama Walker, and Eliza Coupe were just some stars who made an appearance at The Paley Center for Media Presents held an evening with Happy Endings and Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 at The Paley Center for Media in Beverly Hills. Happy Endings is back for a third season while Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 is back for a second season after an initial seven episode first season run. Noticably missing was Apt 23 star Krysten Ritter who had no problem hitting up the Elle “Women in Hollywood” event but didn’t show up to promote the show that she is lead. Anyways, the premieres for both ABC’s Happy Endings and Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 is scheduled for Tuesday, October 23rd. For more info and to catch up on full episodes, check out Happy Endings and Don’t Trust The B—- In Apartment 23 at ABC.com.

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Did John Mayer Get Back With Katie Perry Just For Birthday Sex?

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John Mayer and Katy Perry cast doubt on the end of their romance as the pair go for a birthday lunch in NYC's West Village neighborhood to celebrate John's 35th birthday

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If that’s indeed the case, can you actually blame the guy? For all the annoying bullshit you gotta deal w/ when dating somebody like Katy Perry, we’re not surprised John Mayer uses Katy’s body as a backup for those slow nights when other hotties on his hit list have other plans. Plus, it’s birthday sex with another really big pop star, so we think this is just another one of John Mayer’s Trophy Fucks—and he has a lot of frickin’ trophies! That bastard.

DAAAAAMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN YYYOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, JOHHHHHNNNNNNNNN MAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEERRRRRR!!!

These latest photos were snapped yesterday in NYC as the two were first grabbed a birthday lunch for Mayer’s 35th birthday at ABC Kitchen in NYC’s West Village. Later in the evening before diving into Tantric Birthday Sex, the on/off couple hit a luxuriously stylish dinner in NYC!

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BREAKING!! Pippa Middleton Photographed Walking To Work!!

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Pippa Middleton Has Big Plans

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Pippa Middleton and her bum made a rare appearance on the site; first since July. Interestingly if you Google “pippa middleton”, the first autofill selection below is “pippa middleton bum”. Apparently Pippa’s bum is still a search engine topic but given our audience of seven here it’s seen as an overrated/non-existent bum that doesn’t deserve the attention it receives. Blame that one photo from the royal wedding for launching the hype machine last year. Anyway, as for this appearance, in typical fashion, Pippa was photographed on her way to work. According to reports, The Queen is currently searching for a party planner for her household and Pippa is rumored to be a candidate for the event coordinator position. Who really cares? And in paparazzi fashion, they had to get a bum shot. That is all.

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Sad-Looking Rihanna Rocks Leather Pants With Her Air Jordan VIIs

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3
Sexy singer Rihanna looks a little glum as heads for dinner to Scarpetta with a friend in Beverly Hills. It was recently announced that the singer will be getting a hefty £5million sum for switching on the Christmas lights and performing a gig at Westfield in Stratford, London

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Considering she’ll rake in £5million (yes, that’s POUNDS, which is around $8 million dollars) for simply hitting the switch on Christmas lights and performing a simple gig at Westfield mall in Stratford, London, Rihanna should have a smile stapled to her face 24/7. Granted, it’s a performance at a mall, but hey, there’s no artist on the planet who’ll pass up an $8 million gig.

It’s possible she’s secretly craving Chris Brown-style angry-hate-sex and she’s not able to get it these days w/ all the drama swirling around their highly controversial relationship. As you guys know, she’s under the impression that Chris Brown won’t beat her up the second time around, but we all know how these violent relationships go. Considering the wife-beater gene is hard-coded into his genes, I don’t think he’s gonna stop anytime soon. I don’t know, every time I think of their relationship, I’m reminded of Laurence Fishburne & Angela Bassett in the 1993-classic “What’s Love Got to Do with It,” a biopic film loosely based on the life of Tina Turner (and wifebeater hubby Ike Turner played by L.F.).

These latest photos were snapped on Monday as the stylish pop star was seen hitting dinner at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills with a couple of friends.

Here’s a closer look at RiRi’s kickies:
Rihanna's Air Jordans

Rihanna's Air Jordans

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Michelle Obama Vs. Ann Romney: Who’s Hotter in Hot Pink?

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In case you missed the presidential debate last night, no worries, here’s a recap: Obama got his game back, was declared the winner by the “liberal” mainstream media, and Mitt Romney fled the stage as soon as Candy Crowley cut to commercial. It was not a great night for Willard.

Of course, 2012 is turning out to be the Year of the Woman with so many women-centric issues raising voters awareness (can you say “trans-vaginal probe”?) so it’s fitting that we do out part and bring levity to the national nightmare that is the Presidential Election by noting that current First Lady Michelle Obama and her would-be replacement Ann Romney both sported hot pink dresses at last night’s debate. I’m not sure if the color is “in” this season, but something tells me it just might be.

Whose look do you like better? Casual Ann or classy Michelle? Maybe they were auditioning to sing back up for Nicki Minaj?

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