Post-John Mayer’s 35th Birthday Sex: Katy Perry Looked Pretty Damn Exhausted

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aty Perry and John Mayer are greeted by fans and photos as they make their way out of Mayer's Soho apartment in New York City.

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As we reported yesterday, John Mayer got back together with Katy pretty over the past few days so that he could fly her out to NYC & enjoy a few sessions of makeup birthday sex (which is a scrumptious combination of the craziness from both makeup sex and birthday sex all rolled into one delicious experience). Judging by Katy Perry’s lack of emotion as she left John Mayer’s pimp pad in SoHo, it’s fairly apparent that she’s experiencing tremendous bodily pain. And for the record, I’m really digging Katy’s $3500 Chanel sweats! OWW!

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