Stacy Keibler was the arm candy of George Clooney at the 26th Anniversary Carousel Of Hope Ball (Presented By Mercedes Benz). By our Bastardly prowness we figured George had a message for Justin Timberlake regarding his recent nuptials. To note, George was married to Talia Balsam from 1989-1993, and we’re guessing having fucked up that marriage she’s probably learned her lesson and is an awesome worshipping wife to John Slattery while George learned his lesson and vows never to get married again. George’s hit list in addition to Stacy Keibler and Elisabetta Canalis includes Sarah Larson (Who? But she was hot enough for George to want to bang.), British model Lisa Snowdon, (Young) Kelly Preston, (Pre-Bridget Jones) Renee Zellwegger, Krista Allen, and French reality TV personality Céline Balitran; that’s all that’s been reported in his Wiki. Imagine the worldwide damage he could’ve done if he didn’t waste his time in marriage and the six years from 2002-2008 with Krista. Note to JT, take George’s life timeline into consideration before the ink dries on that marriage license. George knows what he’s talking about.View All Photos ›
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