Before we dive into the guessing game, let’s first review all the dudes Taylor Swift has either banged or allegedly banged* at one point or another since she kicked off her career at the innocent age of 14. For the record, The list was compiled using various online sources, so we’re not pulling it out our ass…
Patrick Schwarzenegger *
Justin Gaston *
Tim Tebow *
Cory Monteith *
Chord Overstreet *
Ok, that took about 10 minutes longer than I thought it would take, so we’ll end this post right here & let you guys guess the names of the 10-15 guys who’ll have the pleasure of ripping one of Taylor’s little-girl dresses off her body & stealing her virginity for the 200th time!
* denotes allegedly banged, which means that there’s a 2% chance that Taylor didn’t bang this guy.
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As you guys know, 98% of the time we cater to our inner horny bastard (who happens to be indefinitely stuck in the 5th or 6th grade), so we figured these Jon Hamm pics on the set of “Mad Men” in Maui, Hawaii alongside his bikini-clad co-star Jessica Pare would satisfy at least a handful of you frustrated, over-worked ladies out there who secretly crawl around these pages (yes, all three of you!).
These were snapped yesterday as the pair filmed an upcoming episode of the long-running hit series.
We tried our best to use what we felt was Pippa’s best angle for our lead photo, so apologies in advance to all you diehard Pippa fans if you don’t dig it.
Pippa got all dolled-up & hit Daunt Books in London to help promote her new book “Celebrate: A Year Of Festivities For Family and Friends.” So, I guess when publishers gave her a fat check following Kate’s big wedding, this is what Pippa decided to run with. She could’ve written about paint drying & Penguin Books would’ve still published it, but hey, if Snooki can have a book, why the hell can’t Pippa, God damn it?!
while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by Devon3
Photo Credit: WENN
Pictured: Abbey Clancy, Claudia Mason, Laura Whitmore, Peaches Geldof, Sarah Harding, Zara Martin
So a bunch of ladies came out for the Lingerie London, Agent Provocateur and Atsuko Kudo fashion show gala held at Old Billingsgate in London. The ladies we decided to post from the red carpet included Abbey Clancy, Claudia Mason, Laura Whitmore, Peaches Geldof, Sarah Harding, and Zara Martin. We did our best to keep more attention on Abbey’s leg than including a photo of her and husband Peter Crouch. So basically a bunch of these ladies slipped out of their dresses and hit the runway wearing not much, especially in the case of Olivia Inge below… Our personal favorite was Abbey Clancy and luckily Peter did minimal to ruin her photos overall. Okay, we’ll stop wasting time so you can check out the Gallery and get a closer look at Olivia’s contribution to the runway.
Katy Perry performed at the “America Forward” Grassroots Event campaign rally for U.S. President Barack Obama at Doolittle Park in Las Vegas. For those who want to get all political, Obama is currently in the midst of a 48-hour campaign tour of battleground states, including Colorado, Florida and Iowa. Also, at the event to rally for Obama was Eva Longoria but in the case for both Eva and Katy, they’re support of Obama fails to live up to the gold standard of political support as displayed by none other than Italian hottie Claudia Romani. We’ve used our minimal Photoshop skills to give Ms. Perry an idea of how her performance outfit could’ve been just a little better.
For reference, we turn back to Miss Romani for a demonstration…
It appears ever since his divorce, he’s on some sort of spiritual journey. Let’s hope he’s not being conned into blowing a ton of cash on overpriced Yoga-related paraphernalia (beads, clothing, slippers, hair bands, oils, soaps, etc). Considering he’s on this journey while living in Los Angeles, I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes bankrupt before this journey ends. Having said that, Ryan Seacrest needs to score a reality TV deal w/ this dude b/c needless to say, his life looks freaky enough to be interesting—at least more interesting than Kim Kardashian & Co..
With less than two weeks to go until the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show where the beautiful Alessandra Ambrosio will wear the $2.5 million “Floral Fantasy Bra”, Ale was spotted on location on Abbot Kinney Blvd in Venice Beach for a VS photoshoot. In between looking hot when picking up Anja from school or looking hot paying a parking meter, Ale is still reminding us that she’s still at the top of her game. Remember to mark your calendars and get ready for the 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show to be held on November 7th!! Hit up the Victoria’s Secret website for more!!