Monthly Archives: November 2012

Nicole Trunfio’s Boney Bikini Pics From Miami Beach! OWW!

This will either turn you on or gross you out, so we’ll leave that for you bastards to decide. To Nicole’s credit, she’s an NYC-based supermodel & if this is the look that sells, then this is what you gotta give them. Hey, whatever it takes for that sweet spot in SoHo & those designer handbags & shoes, right?

The 26-year-old Australian supermodel escaped the wrath of Sandy by heading south to Miami Beach w/ her boyfriend. Nicole’s boyfriend, Gary Clark Jr. (his MySpace), is a Blues musician who has apparently worked w/ the likes of Alicia Keys & Dave Matthews Band, so I guess dating musically-oriented black dudes is a growing trend in the world lanky supermodels. Definitely not a bad trend.

LINKS: Katy Perry Walked Through The Grass & Down A Curb in Her Halloween Costume!

Katy Perry is seen dressed as Jane Lane, the best friend of cartoon character 'Daria' as she leaves a Halloween party held at the Hollywood Cemetery then heads to a house party in Los Feliz

Rack this up as another obscure costume! Katy Perry was dressed Jane Lane, the best friend cartoon character Daria. Remember that series on MTV?

– Kendall Jenner’s Inappropriate Self Mirror Shots [HollywoodTuna]
– Amanda Bynes Just Walks Around Naked Now [The Superficial]
– HBC and Mossed cheekbones [Lainey’s Gossip]
– LeAnn Rimes dressed up as Sandy from ‘Grease’: cheap or kind of cute? [Celebitchy]
Kelly Brook Says Good Morning [IDonLikeYouInThatWay]
– Behold, The Brazilian Phoebe Price [Dlisted]
– New Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pictures Are Just What We Need [Popoholic]
– ARIANNY CELESTE’S CALENDAR SIGNING/HALLOWEEN PHOTOSHOOT OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– VIDEO: SNOOP AND RZA CONNECT TO TALK FILM [MassAppeal]

– Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart Celebrated Halloween With the Kids [The Blemish]
– Spencer Scott In A Sexy Bikini [Viralosity.tv]
– Rupert Sanders & Liberty Ross Enjoy Trick-Or-Treating With The Kids, Relationship Looks Fine [PHOTOS] [Socialite Life]
– Lady Gaga Wonders Why Everyone’s on Her Back About Her Weight and No One Says Sh-t to Adele [Evil Beet]
– Complex Presents: The Man With the Iron Fists Soundboard [Complex]
– WILL BRITNEY BE BACK FOR MORE ‘X FACTOR’? [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Celebslam’s 2012 Celebrity Halloween Costume Roundup [Celebslam]

– BÉRÉNICE MARLOHE IS PRETTY FANTASTIC FOR FHM OF THE DAY [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Chris Brown Dressed Up As A Terrorist For Halloween. No, Really. [The Superficial]
– Was This The Most Twisted Plotline of 2012? [Pajiba]
– Paulina Gretzky Is Good At Halloween [Celeb Jihad]
– Camilla Belle is Apparently Tim Tebow’s New Girlfriend [BroBible]

– Halloween Mimi [Lainey’s Gossip]
– Gillian Anderson Busts Out And Gets Our Attention [HollywoodTuna]

– Cee Lo Green Accused of Sexual Assault [Yeeeah!]
– Evan Rachel Wood Married Billy Elliot [Dlisted]

– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

Kristen Stewart Makes An Awkward Announcement in Beverly Hills

We don’t have video footage of the actual announcement (yet), but we’re betting it was laced with classic Kristen Stewart awkwardness. I understand she has a big film releasing in a couple weeks, but wasn’t anybody else available to do the announcement b/c as we’ve seen from her recent appearances, Kristen’s not a great public speaker.

The “Twilight” actress joined Simon Baker to announce that the great Jodie Foster will be the Cecil B. DeMille Award Recipient at the upcoming Golden Globes? As per the award’s wiki page, the Cecil B. DeMille Award is an honorary Golden Globe Award bestowed by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for “outstanding contributions to the world of entertainment”.

Las Vegas: Jenny McCarthy at Gallery Nightclub in Planet Hollywood Resort

Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy impressed as she arrived at Gallery Nightclub in Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino in Las Vegas to celebrate Halloween and her 40th birthday. In case you were wondering, teh 40 year old MILFilicious cougar is on the market having broken up with Chicago Bears Bran Urlacher a few months back. Surprisingly between all the photos we’ve seen from this event there were no boobs popping out of that outfit. Really, that’s probably what most of you would expect given Jenny’s assets. Well, you can always Google for shots of her Playboy spreads from this year and from all the way back in 1993 (and that hairy crotch).

Vanessa Hudgens Bought Smoothies From Robeks With Little Sister Stella

Vanessa Hudgens & Stella Spend The Morning Together

Vanessa Hudgens spent time with her 16 year old younger sister Stella working out together and grabbing smoothies from Robeks following. Yes, Stella is still only 16 years old but we can note that she’ll be one year closer to the Barely Legal classification come November 13th. With Vanessa we know what we’ve got coming from her… bikini-clad throughout Spring Breakers and as a stripper in The Frozen Ground but with Stella all we know is that she’s rather active on her Twitter and Instagram accounts and once November 13th, 2013 hits there’ll likely be an unfortunate release of “private photos” similarly to Vanessa’s career track. Yeah, we’ll likely get some cease-and-desist letter for that last statement but given Stella’s enthusiasm to share photos with her followers, we’re just saying…

Halloween: Rihanna Hosted A Party @ Greystone Manor in WeHo

Rihanna Hits Halloween Party @ Greystones Manor in West Hollywood

So, that’s her costume? We’ve seen her wear freakier clothes when she’s walking in & out of luxury hotels! We’re very disappointed, to say the least.

Rihanna donned a diamond encrusted crown (probably real diamonds knowing how she spends money) as she hit the red carpet for her Halloween party held at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood. We should also note that her on/off sex-buddy Chris Brown was also in attendance, dressed as a heavily armed member of the Taliban, of all things. I’m sure this will make his Muslim fan base real happy…
TALI-BROWN! Singer Chris Brown is seen dressed as a member of Islamic fundamentalist terrorists the Taliban as he gets cosy with a leggy brunette while at a Halloween party hosted by Rihanna at Greystone night club in Hollywood

Here’s another shot of Chris Brown & his friends dressed as terrorists on Halloween (posted on his Instagram):

October’s Top Commenters: Skilligan, Lenilovesfeet & Mundo; Prizes Include: Ebay & Fandango Gift Cards!

Before we announce this month’s prizes, I wanna let everyone know (all five of you bastards) that we’re planning to transition to a new commenting system within the next month. The delay is mostly because we’re still deciding between Disqus & Livefyre, but leaning toward the latter, mainly because it’s free & it’s the new kid on the block! If any of you have experience with either, please chime in below.

We can’t say this enough, but many thanks to everyone (again, all 5 of you) for your continued support as we slowly claw our way back to relevancy (3 more years to go!)! We’re doing our best to make the few minutes each of you spend on the site worth your time, so if you have any suggestions on that end, please comment below or contact us directly via email.

Let’s move to this month’s top commenters! The top-dogg was once again Skilligan, followed up by Leni & Mundo. Many thanks to the three, as well as all you other bastards who make the comments interesting. We’re still waiting or D55 to make a cameo appearance, as well as a few of the other, less-annoying commenters from over the years.

This month’s prizes include $50 Ebay gift card to Skilligan & $25 Fandango gift cards to Leni & Mundo. Please contact us with your email address to claim your prize!

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For those of you looking to participate in November, all you have to do is use a non-anonymous account (Gravatar, WordPress, Twitter, Facebook, etc.) is not be annoying.

Irina Shayk Presents Xti Footwear’s Sneaker Shoes in Madrid

Irina Shayk Promotes Sneakers Shoes

Irina Shayk was in Madrid to present sneaker shoes for XTI Footwear. Given that she was in Madrid she likely spent some time with boyfriend Crisitano Ronaldo and by “some time” we mean endless rounds of wild tantric sex. What else would we be referring to? If ever Irina could possibly disappoint us it would be here with her wardrobe selection. Not showing off those sexy legs of hers? Like, nothing, absolutely nothing? Our guess is Ronaldo had a say. Anyway, we already know that Irina is the sexiest shoe saleswoman given her Xti campaigns. So after clicking through these check back to Irina for shots more typical to our expectations.

Irina ShaykWorld’s Sexiest Shoe Saleswoman? Irina Shayk Pimps Xti Footwear

Celebrities on Halloween: Kevin Hart, Gaga, Vanessa Hudgens, Avril & Many More!

Alyson Hannigan & Alexis Denisof ; Kevin Hart; Avril Lavigne

We’ll be updating our gallery of celebrity Halloween costumes throughout the day, so flip through the gallery to see all the fun everyone had. I’m still very disappointed that Heidi Klum cancelled her Halloween party at the last minute because of Hurricane Sandy! Couldn’t she have just relocated the party to her Los Angeles mansion?! What the fuck We’re Americans, damn it!! We can’t let a stupid storm bring us down!!

Everyone: “USA, USA, USA!”

Click each photo for captions & more pics:
Vanessa & Stella Hudgens; Lady Gaga & Tara Savelo

Victoria Justice as Sexy Abe Lincoln; Miley Cyrus as Nicki Minaj & Ashley Tisdale in a leotard.

Sarah Hyland & Gwen Stefani on Halloween

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